why does the hot peppers taste like sex?

[GnarlyPepper]

Reminds me of this girl i was dating a few years back.  After a particularly spicy dinner, I was extolling the virtures of Capsicum as an aphrodisiac.  
The next day she packed my lunch.   A tasty sub that consisted of NOTHING but jalepeno peppers. No meat, no condiments, no lettuce.
 
It was actually a tasty sandwich!
 

 

[The Hott Dude]

This is the norm now, dontchaknow
It's a legitimate question tho

 
Yes, it is legitimate, I am happy to agree.
 
It has been again, that this happen at dinner with pita and fresh moruga paste, and my wife complain I am enjoying the pepper too much. What to do, when you just want to eat the pepper, but the accusation is of pleasure from another?
 
I welcome posts.

 

[hogleg]

 
Yes, it is legitimate, I am happy to agree.
 
It has been again, that this happen at dinner with pita and fresh moruga paste, and my wife complain I am enjoying the pepper too much. What to do, when you just want to eat the pepper, but the accusation is of pleasure from another?
 
I welcome posts.

 
Would she rather you were with another woman or a moruga?? She should be happy that when you seek pleasure other than hers, its with a pepper. It should be considered a shameless cheat IMO
 
Good Luck THD 

 

[RaelThomas]

Your wife is broken. Trade her in.

 

[JayT]

Same dude that was asking about what to put in his ass to make it stop burning right?  

 

[spicefreak]

Why do you think they call it bhut jolokia?

 
 
Can we please not promote that mispronunciation. It's almost as bad as Habañero.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

So the oddest thing to you in this thread is pronunciation?

 

[Sprawlaholic]

It feel even more like sex when you dip your loins into the hot pepper mash.

 

[Ashen]

My buddy gave his wife the Hunan Hand one time, apparently Sexytime ended very abruptly.  lol . 

 

[Sprawlaholic]

My buddy gave his wife the Hunan Hand one time, apparently Sexytime ended very abruptly.  lol . 

 
The hunan hand in the bhuthole

 

[Ashen]

Ouch

Talk about Fist of Fury

https://youtu.be/43NZYdLMt2k

 

[The Hott Dude]

Hunan is Chinese food. You are entering the buttocks with the spicy hand of Chinese pepper? And pleasure from this low pepper? I am not sure but the scorpion pepper musk when raw, is the sexual experience. This is granted, and evident in the taste, and the woman jealous. 

 

[D3monic]

for me the sex burns like hot pepper not smells like. Penor burn much after the bhut sex. 

 

[Grass Snake]

 

[RaelThomas]

Hunan is Chinese food. You are entering the buttocks with the spicy hand of Chinese pepper? And pleasure from this low pepper? I am not sure but the scorpion pepper musk when raw, is the sexual experience. This is granted, and evident in the taste, and the woman jealous. 

Who's going to make this their sig?

 

[Noah Yates]

epic thread is epic

 

[ThatBlondGuy101]

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[Mystere]

I smell sex and....peppers...here..

 

[peppamang]

From hot butt to pepper porno and now coitus flavored peppers. Dare I ask what's next?

Same guy? Too funny!! 
 

Nah just Pubescens

 
 

Oh, that right. Peter peppers are analuums.
 

This is why I come here. 
 
I do know what you mean though, they have that very pungent, almost straight armpit stench.

 

[SavinaRed]

this thread makes hot sex take on a whole new meaning, talk about sadistic. Its bad enough eating superhots let alone using them for the bedroom. where is the puking smiley when you need it. 
 
yuk......................