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Wife Pregnant - Please Send Money, Rum, and Rum

LunchBox

LunchBox

We're are expecting our 3rd child...OOPS.

We have a 4.5 year old boy, and a 16 month old boy...and mentally, I'm somewhere comfortably between them.

There are unintended consequences when a wife doesn't get fat, and chop off her hair after a couple of kids...

Please send booze.
 
jedisushi06 said:
Damn you must have some super sperm brother!
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Dude...you have (nor do you want) no idea. Every damn time...we "started trying" for our first thinking it would take a bit of trying...and she was pregnant within the week. Went for the second...same. Thought we could "time it all out to avoid another"...BULLSHIT.

And Geeme...yes..I realize they now know what cause pregnancy...lol
 
Congrats man kids are fun i got a 7yr old and a 5yryou old there "fun"
Always keeping me on my toes lol n joy them all of them
Dang 2 is the limit for me.
 
f**k that, I AIN'T sending booze. are you freaking kidding me?

PM me your addy, and I'll GLADLY send a check, or a roll of some coins...

Not the booze.




Xoxoxoxoxo to your family.
 
Congrats and best of luck! I have 3 boys myself... 7, 5 & 2....
ALL they do is beat the crap out of each other.... smh...


And @ 44 & being a disabled LEO they are KILLING me! I love it but i swear being a cop again would be less aggravating! ;-)
 
Congrats LB. Now dammit. Why didn't I think of this? You mean people will send you booze when you are expecting? Hurry make it quick! I only have two months to go before our new arrival arrives.
 
I've got some shit beer left here someone brought to a BBQ I did a few months back. All yours.

Congrats!

geeme said:
You can never really say "oops" when you know where those come from! LOL

Congrats!
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Too much vodka, that's where.
 
Scoville DeVille said:
f**k that, I AIN'T sending booze. are you freaking kidding me?

PM me your addy, and I'll GLADLY send a check, or a roll of some coins...

Not the booze.




Xoxoxoxoxo to your family.
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I PM's you my address...fo' reals. I'll post pics of your package when it gets here.

OOOOOO...that last part sounded NYAYAAAASSSTTTTEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
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