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Worst Heat Experience

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The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango… grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.


But in all seriousness, probably the first ripe hab I grew.
I just couldn't resist. I cut it open just to check for any bad seeds (a problem I've still not found a solution to), poured myself a glass that was half whole milk/half, uhh, half and half.
Popped the whole thing in my mouth and started chewing.
10 seconds later I got that look on my face, you know the one, the look of "oh crap, what was I thinking, THIS ISN'T RIGHT OMG I THINK I BROKE MY MOUTH CALL 911".

Prior to that day, the hottest thing I had eaten were the crappy green jalapenos on nachos at the ball park.
 
my worst heat experiance... about a year ago; I had "armageddon wings" for the first time at the black rock in thomsaton CT; I wasnt ready for them, and they were hot... they were panic inducing hot; my mind started racing as i was eating them, but i managed to finish my plate and calm down; i went to the bathroom to wash my hands (after licking them clean of course) and after washing them, i touched my eye; my eye started burning, my face started burning; the heat travelled all the way to my gums from my eye; the next morning i woke up at 6:00am and i had to go bad... got the ole ring of fire going, then again at 9:00, then again at noon... it was the most amazing experiance and the worst experiance all at the same time; needless to say ive been hooked on the wings at the black rock since...
 
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