You know you're a Chilli nut when...............

[Shorerider]

We all do weird and wonderful things for our love of Chilli so I thought it would be interesting to hear some of the lengths we go to, to support our addiction. I'll start it off.
 
 
You run outside in the rain at 2am to collect your Chilli seedlings to shelter them from a storm.
 
 
SR.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

     You ask everyone who comes to your door if they like spicy food. Then when they say yes, you hand them a bag of TS CARDIs chocolate bhuts and reapers.

 

[hottoddy]

When you have more than enough plants producing pods, but you still can't resist Pepperlover's SFRBs!

 

[PepperLover]

You cant find any pepper that you are not going to plant in the 2015 season 

 

[Husker21]

Vial of pepper powder on your keychain.

 

[rory]

...you only cook things you can put chilli on or if you cant you put it on anyway

 

[John1234]

You eat meals entirely composed of chilies....

 

[Renais1]

The Thanksgiving pies have a Scoville rating higher than a jalapeno.
Renais

 

[Shorerider]

Eight hours after you last ate Chilli you wish you hadn't,  but you know that you'll do it all over again at your next meal.

 

[Grass Snake]

You turn your nose up at store bought peppers.

 

[cruzzfish]

You're visiting this thread.
Edit: for ideas.

 

[Roguejim]

When the wife is yapping at you about something on Facebook, and you have that distant, blank stare on your face that indicates you are still thinking about something you read on The Hot Pepper forum.

 

[sirex]

The Thanksgiving pies have a Scoville rating higher than a jalapeno.
Renais

hahhaahhahaha thats it right there!!!!
 
people at my work are always saying "why are you always trying to feed someone or get them to try something"

 

[Shorerider]

When your wife tells you she thinks that you love your Chilli plants more than her........ (see my original post.)

 

[sirex]

When your wife tells you she thinks that you love your Chilli plants more than her........ (see my original post.)

Oh man, that hits home. I get that all of the time.

 

[teejay]

For those who have seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", you no longer refer to windex but rather say "put some mad dog ... "

 

[AaronTT]

When the only space you have for gardening is given exclusively to peppers...
 
When you meet supposedly other chili heads and they think your crazy because of the heat tolerance you have...
 
When your idea of a prank to get someone back for pranking you, is to chop up Habaneros in very fine pieces, and then slip them into their mouth when their sleeping...
 
When you can't go more than a few days without craving something hot...
 
When regular people talk about how they once they burned their privates with pepper residue from their fingers, but you have done it many times and it bothers you less now..
 
When you start purposely eating whole superhots for the sake of the endorphin rush...
 
When you spend too much time on this forum on a daily basis...
 
Finally, when your more educated about peppers and different cultivars than anyone else around you...except of course for those here on THP.

 

[Grass Snake]

You act as if you just scored some good dope.

 

[RedtailForester]

.......when you wash your hands both BEFORE and AFTER going to the bathroom. 

 

[juanitos]

when you started planning for your 2015 grow before the 2014 grow even ended