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You know you're a Chilli nut when...............
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when you offer people something to taste, and they always ask "is it spicy?>>>>
when you have off limit grow zones on your own property because of kids being around.
when your mom cooks something and asks if you used her wooden spoon for chillies.
when people fear a sauce you just made
when the hottest dish at a thai restaurant just isn't cutting it
when people say you talk about growing peppers like people talk about growing weed
when you wake wake up at 1 in the morning and realize your hands are on fire from deseeding a bunch of reapers that evening BARE HANDED!!!
there's a few i've encountered...
when you have off limit grow zones on your own property because of kids being around.
when your mom cooks something and asks if you used her wooden spoon for chillies.
when people fear a sauce you just made
when the hottest dish at a thai restaurant just isn't cutting it
when people say you talk about growing peppers like people talk about growing weed
when you wake wake up at 1 in the morning and realize your hands are on fire from deseeding a bunch of reapers that evening BARE HANDED!!!
there's a few i've encountered...
When your pizza looks like this...always.
You gather a crowd of Thai cooks at the restaurant counter to watch you eat something you have requested, grinning and waiting for some sort of reaction, but no such outcome occurs.
When the second burn ( you know the one I mean) starts to become a commonplace occurrence and almost becomes comfortable.
When you wife or friends refuse to eat anything you offer them while looking at you like you offered them a syringe of arsenic
When your wife or significant other has to ask you if you wore gloves before getting intimate, even after thorough hand washing.
Ahhh memories!
When the second burn ( you know the one I mean) starts to become a commonplace occurrence and almost becomes comfortable.
When you wife or friends refuse to eat anything you offer them while looking at you like you offered them a syringe of arsenic
When your wife or significant other has to ask you if you wore gloves before getting intimate, even after thorough hand washing.
Ahhh memories!
When you dump out the tabasco sauce so you can refill the bottle with REAL sauce
When you put any Chilli related activities ahead of your household duties. (Doing this now and someone's not happy... 
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When my wonderful wife cooks me dinner she just asks what kind of hot sauce I'd like with it.
When at family gatherings you've been asked have you eaten ____ ( insert whatever the popular super hot Is) several times.
When co-workers find and buy the hottest stuff they can just to see if they can make you crack
When at family gatherings you've been asked have you eaten ____ ( insert whatever the popular super hot Is) several times.
When co-workers find and buy the hottest stuff they can just to see if they can make you crack
...when people walk into your house and start coughing.
...when you give your mom one of your precious scotch bonnets saying, "These are mild, anyone can eat these things." She can't, and no longer trusts you.
...when you're banned from using the cutting board and your dehydrator is no longer allowed in the house.
...when you don't do facebook, you do THP.
...when you give your mom one of your precious scotch bonnets saying, "These are mild, anyone can eat these things." She can't, and no longer trusts you.
...when you're banned from using the cutting board and your dehydrator is no longer allowed in the house.
...when you don't do facebook, you do THP.
...when you're digging in your purse for something to spice up the Ghost Pepper Sauce at Buffalo Wild Wings.
...when your friends refer to you as "packing heat" and there's no weapon involved.
...when your friends refer to you as "packing heat" and there's no weapon involved.
You too??ShortcutToHell said:
When things you used to find hot no longer are.
When you can no longer taste any heat in mild-medium food.
Shorerider said:
when you begin to see through the marketing schema; and correctly begin referring to most hot sauce as simply sauce.
You know you're an Australian Chilli nut when...............
you spell it chilli.
you spell it chilli.
Someone you know uses the phrase "this cupcake is spicy"