You know you're a pepper freak if:
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If you guys wear gloves, you're pu$$!&s! Just go with tweezers and those little scissors you get at the drug store and try to be as careful as possible. If you feel any burn on your nose, eyes, or grapes, you know why you couldn't play
as a child!
... if you eat only the inside of your Butch T's because the outside is too cold.
... if you think a Trinidad Scorpion makes a better condom because it's natural and feels better.
Yup... I realize they're small and I'm OK with that. It's big enough for most of us!
Yup... I realize they're small and I'm OK with that. It's big enough for most of us!
when you eat a pepper and say "damn that aint hot at all" and a friend takes a bite and starts crying and freaking out cuz its so hot!
... if you pass up sex because your honey says it's them or the pepper.
next day after eating a few fresh choc habs, and a douglah infused magarita there is no buring on the way out!
Or if you lie about it. I found out that no matter how much soap you use, pepper oils stay on your hands for a while. Pepper hands + foreplay equals getting slapped in the face REALLY hard HAHAHAHA. It also makes taking your contacts out or putting them in really fun LOL.
You know you're a pepper head when your kid falls on a potted pepper plant and you check the plant first.
True story.
True story.
You know you're a pepper head when your kid falls on a potted pepper plant and you check the plant first.
True story.
Done that.
You know you're a pepper head when your kids have a routine down for explaining the dangers of your peppers to their friends over for play dates. "If you touch those it will feel like you stuck your hand in boiling water and you can't cool it off." and "Don't go in the shed, Dad is drying peppers in the dehydrator and it's like a torture chamber."
When your new found case of hemorrhoids
Makes your morning less painful!
Makes your morning less painful!
You know your husband is insane over peppers and eats far too many of them when his man cream is spicy............
salsalady
eXtreme Business
you know you're a chilehead when you add some superhot powder to a Spicy V-8.
(for those that don't know, V-8 is a vegetable juice blend kind like tomato juice but with more flavor, and they make a Spicy version. I used to think it has a little kick but not any more. Fatali powder goes great in it~~~
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(for those that don't know, V-8 is a vegetable juice blend kind like tomato juice but with more flavor, and they make a Spicy version. I used to think it has a little kick but not any more. Fatali powder goes great in it~~~
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Being seriously honest... its hella spicy he eats fataliis and nagas and such EVERYDAY!!!! He's crazy about hot stuff.
