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  1. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Jun 16 2019 02:07 PM

    Happy Father's Day guys!

  2. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Apr 22 2019 08:18 PM

    You might need to hear this: do NOT give up.

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      Bhuter
      That's great advice! I usually give up right in the middle of quitting. Lol. J/K. I always need to hear this. Thank you, SnF!
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      texas blues
      I'm never gonna' give you up.
  3. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Apr 15 2019 10:29 AM

    Yesterday we got 8 inches of snow. Today most of it has already melted...

  4. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Apr 09 2019 11:57 AM

    Never wait to go get what you want.

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      SmokenFire
      in that case, we share. :)
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      muskymojo
      Ok. Great! I'll PM you my mailing address along with a list of your belongings I'd like to share with you. If you could hurry up and ship them, that would be great, because I never want to wait to get what I want. ;)
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      SmokenFire
      LOL musky!
  5. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Apr 03 2019 11:09 AM

    today is national find a rainbow day. no rain in the forecast though. good thing today is also national chocolate mouse day!

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      texas blues
      SL. You women. And your stinkin' chocolate. I don't know why mrs. blues is still married to me. She has all the money. And all of the chocolate. And doesn't need me. She'd divorce me. But I'm too good lookin'.
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      moruga welder
      I found one in a bag of skittles
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      charlesquik
      Man I love peeps
  6. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Mar 10 2019 12:31 PM

    mongoose is the most Jamaican of all the goose

  7. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Mar 06 2019 11:09 AM

    Today is national oreo day but I gave them up for lent...

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      Edmick
      Very noble of you, but jesus would want you to eat the oreos. He didn't actually turn water into wine either. That was mistranslated. It was milk. To dunk his oreos in..
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      moruga welder
      oh edmick ! LMFAO !
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      ako1974
      But did you give up *chocolate covered* oreos???

  8. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Feb 28 2019 11:16 AM

    Today is national public sleeping day, so naps in the park for all

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      stettoman
      Hell, I read national PUBIC sleeping day...Boy is my wife PISSED....
  9. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Feb 25 2019 08:00 PM

    Tomorrow is national pistachio day, and my thumbnails are already sore....

  10. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Feb 20 2019 07:20 PM

    Today is national cherry pie day, which I don't really care about. Tomorrow is NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY though, so getcha triple sec mofos!

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      stettoman
      Shit! Day early....Did I lose points? See, there was this stray bottle of Hornitas in the pantry...You know how it goes. The Herradura wouldn't stand for it....
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      SmokenFire
      cazadores my man stetto. smooth as a fender jazzmaster...

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      stettoman
      Cuban takillya, Idunno...
  11. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Feb 18 2019 10:14 AM

    today is national drink wine and national crab stuffed flounder day. I have no flounder, but I think there's a can of crab meat in the pantry...

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      texas blues
      No flounder. But I've got some whiting for baja fish tacos.
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      salsalady
      I'll take care of the drinking wine part!! Woot!Woot!
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      ako1974
      Flounder:
      https://www.winknews.com/2017/06/17/stephen-furst-flounder-in-animal-house-dies-at-63/
  12. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Feb 15 2019 10:57 AM

    Today is national gum drop day. Plan accordingly

  13. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Feb 14 2019 09:05 PM

    I just remembered. I have the most TD crowns ever. Which is your fav?

  14. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Jan 22 2019 02:07 PM

    rickrolling is the internet equivalent to a dad joke now. I can't wait to rickroll my kids!

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      texas blues
      It was a cold shower. And I was outta' soap. Which was in the cabinet under the sink. I was going to do a selfie of the whole thang. But what would be the point? I already did it.
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      DaQatz
      Or you could try "The game" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game
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      SpeakPolish
      You just lost the game.
  15. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Jan 20 2019 07:36 PM

    horrible non PI call in that Saints/Rams game.

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      MikeUSMC
      Yeah, that was absolutely ridiculous. N.O. was robbed of that win
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      stettoman
      I don't care. I was a Vikings fan during the Kill the Quarterback season 9 years ago. Payton can suck my fatty...

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      The Hot Pepper
      NO Superbowl for N.O. after NO call

      I should write headlines


  16. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Jan 06 2019 11:56 AM

    Bear down, Chicago Bears!

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      SmokenFire
      Saw that yesterday too. Cute meme. Cody is owed 4 mil guaranteed next year tho..

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      Walchit
      I wish I was owed 4 mil
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      CraftyFox
      Now, I love bears as much as the next person, but I'd kick one for 4 million.. Provided there was good cover within a bound.
  17. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Dec 31 2018 08:04 PM

    Happy New Year Guys! May 2019 be fruitful for you all.

  18. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Dec 24 2018 12:36 PM

    Merry Christmas THPeeps! :)

  19. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Dec 23 2018 10:12 PM

    I won one of my fantasy football leagues. Which is great news because now I can afford to stay in the rest of my fantasy football leagues

  20. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Nov 07 2018 07:42 PM

    Though our political opinions may differ, we all love the hot pepper. Keep that in mind my friends.

  21. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Oct 29 2018 10:25 AM

    Whenever I feel bad about a decision that I have made I remember that a whole group of people in a board room decided Coke 2 was a great idea.

  22. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Sep 17 2018 01:11 PM

    jazzercise.... for those times when you really need to put like 8 socks on each leg...

  23. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Sep 11 2018 04:54 PM

    Is it wrong I took two days off just so I could make a shit ton of hot sauce?

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      SmokenFire
      Space station middle finger in fact!
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      Hybrid Mode 01
      Good. Then it's OK.
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      texas blues
      SL is correct. A shit ton is an official SoFlo THP unit of measurement. It is listed in most of my posted recipes. Along with "a splooge of..."
  24. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Aug 14 2018 05:25 PM

    Limes are just unripe lemons. GET AT ME!

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      charlesquik
      I just had a great laugh thank you guys xd

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      CAPCOM
      And langostinos are just baby lobsters
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      MikeUSMC
      Eggs are just liquid chicken ;)
  25. SmokenFire

    Made a comment, Aug 06 2018 04:47 PM

    picked my first two ripe baha goats today from a plant I overwintered. so good!