Grand Funk. A damn good band!
texas blues
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I don't need no stinkin' avatar.
24 lighters on my dresser yessir. I gotz to get paid!
I'm a vocalist. A guitar player. An entertainer. These days they call that a Performance Artist. I don't give a damn about that. I just want to make the 'thang honk!
UPS just dropped off TC Ditto Looper. I have no idea what to do with it.
I heard the government was spying on me so I'm walking around the house with my junk hanging out.
I'm not an alcoholic. I am an alcohol enthusiast.
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholic's always need a drink. I already have one.
I know all the chords but I only need one.
Jimi. Machine Gun.
She's actin' single. And I'm drinkin' double. And she's gettin' better lookin' with every beer.
'Pose to be a chilly 106f today. I may have to put on some socks with my Birkenstocks.
mrs. blues is taking me to INO burger for my usual single cheese animal style, no lettuce, and a side of well done animal fries. Yep. Its that guuud!
My neighbors on both sides have spent big $$$ on their lawns and all of their good grass is creeping over into my backyard and pushing out all my weeds. I haven't spent a dime on my lawn. Suckers!
Austin is still weird. I love it. Size 9 Birk Lord boards feel good. Torchy's Tacos rock! Mom, sissy, and mrs. blues are dragging me to a steak joint. The horror! I might have to actually eat meat.
Shopping this am for birkenstocks in Round Rock. I might just buy a pair of Lord boards and a pair of clogs.
Coming to you live from Round Rock, Texas.
THP stole my avatar!
mrs. blues is using a new anti-spermicidal contraceptive. Its a spray foam. But by the time I found out about it I looked like a mad dog.
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