401 Keg Plan (for IGGy)

[AlabamaJack]

Thought this was appropriate for this forum...


RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

 

[LUCKYDOG]

I like it

 

[Sickmont]

damn...i gots to start saving those effin' cans...

 

[eyepee]

damn...i gots to start saving those effin' cans...

Helped a friend clean out a condo he was gonna sell, the former renter was on that 401 keg plan, but he forgot to cash it in. It took almost 7 hours and 36, 50 gallon trash bags to haul out all the cans. Found a 12 pack box that had a born on date that was 5 years old. I figure there must have been 22,000 cans tossed around the place. Kitchen area was waist high. Bedroom at some parts was only a foot from the ceiling. Didn't really smell bad, maybe cause I like beer a little too much?

 

[Sickmont]

Helped a friend clean out a condo he was gonna sell, the former renter was on that 401 keg plan, but he forgot to cash it in. It took almost 7 hours and 36, 50 gallon trash bags to haul out all the cans. Found a 12 pack box that had a born on date that was 5 years old. I figure there must have been 22,000 cans tossed around the place. Kitchen area was waist high. Bedroom at some parts was only a foot from the ceiling. Didn't really smell bad, maybe cause I like beer a little too much?

yeah, but the important question now is, how much beer money did you get?

 

[eyepee]

Since it was my friends condo and he was gonna need to pull the carpet plus fix other stuff, I told him he should have it all. Of course he just took it to the dump, I guess he just didn't want to have to separate all the cans from the trash, but the renter left behind an AK-47, 300 rounds of ammo, a 30 round and a 40 round magazine plus a 90 rd drum, 22 rifle, M1 garande, night vision monocular, and some other nick nack patty whack stuff.

All I got was a story.

 

[imaguitargod]

I always say, never trust a beer that comes in a can. Always go with bottle....how much would I have for bottles?

 

[AlabamaJack]

5 cents for corona bottles in michigan

 

[eyepee]

I always say, never trust a beer that comes in a can. Always go with bottle.

drop a bottle......ya have a mess.
drop a can......ya have a spill and you might save some of the beer if you like foam.

by the way let me introduce myself......they call me Butter....,

ButterFingers

 

[talas]

he 401 keg plan looks a sound investment and the fringe benefits..wish i could remember after a heavy nights investment