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Another sicky

DickT

DickT

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut
her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position
imaginable!'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty?



'Dunno...Never found the head!'
 
DickT said:
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut
her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position
imaginable!'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty?



'Dunno...Never found the head!'
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AWESOME!!! I'd heard that one a while ago but forgot about it. Thanks, Mr.T!
 
talas said:
Sick yes..But new where it was heading :lol:
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You mean beheading...

or

I knew where it be heading :lol:
 
Because I'm an angelic type of girl but then again pigs might fly. F*ck me, you wait until I tell you how much my car cost to fix today SM.
 
rainbowberry said:
Because I'm an angelic type of girl but then again pigs might fly. F*ck me, you wait until I tell you how much my car cost to fix today SM.
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Well you little wild one........:lol:
 
rainbowberry said:
Because I'm an angelic type of girl but then again pigs might fly. F*ck me, you wait until I tell you how much my car cost to fix today SM.
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You pretty much lost me after "f*ck me", dear.


Or rather you stopped me in my tracks.
 
Chiliac said:
Oh, SickMont - stupid me! I thought it was an abbreviation for what you got fixed!
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LOL, that's my pet name for Sickmont. I was meant to be having the end part of the exhaust fixed but it didn't quite turn out that way, I mean was doing OK just keeping the windows closed and turning up the radio so I didn't hear the 'motorbike' noise it was making. It passed its emissions tests only 3 weeks ago.
 
rainbowberry said:
:lol: It cost me almost 300 quid SM, and all for what? So it drives a lot quieter! Sorry thread hi-jack again.
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Well, then at least now you can't get busted for being a public nuisance now that all that racket from your car is gone.
 
rainbowberry said:
LOL, that's my pet name for Sickmont. I was meant to be having the end part of the exhaust fixed but it didn't quite turn out that way, I mean was doing OK just keeping the windows closed and turning up the radio so I didn't hear the 'motorbike' noise it was making. It passed its emissions tests only 3 weeks ago.
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I want a pet name..............:lol:
 
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