Ok I should know better but I opened a package that had spilt Jolokia sauce all in it and got my hands covered in it. It smelt soooo good that I was not really thinking straight I was just dreaming of eating it. I chucked it all in the bin cause it was ruined and washed my hands in warm water (no soap).
Well 30 mins later my hands are all pins and needles and I think ooh that sauce must be good, then I type on my key board, use my mobile phone, do a wee
, put my finger in my itchy ear Whooooooooaaa burn 
and then my doodle starts to burn whooaa burn , oh man so I am sweating a bit and wipe my eyes and forehead Whooooooooa burn .
I am sitting here tingling all over and trying to work out what I touched so I can wipe it all clean.
So be careful and stop drooling Is today's moral of the story.
Well 30 mins later my hands are all pins and needles and I think ooh that sauce must be good, then I type on my key board, use my mobile phone, do a wee
, put my finger in my itchy ear Whooooooooaaa burn and then my doodle starts to burn whooaa burn , oh man so I am sweating a bit and wipe my eyes and forehead Whooooooooa burn . I am sitting here tingling all over and trying to work out what I touched so I can wipe it all clean.
So be careful and stop drooling Is today's moral of the story.
