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Cheating Wife

walnut

walnut

I'm posting this here, to get some input

Lately my wife has been working a lot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work,etc.

I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever.

So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my boat. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my boat, I see something that I just can't believe!

The prop is nicked and one blade has been bent. Should I change the prop or just get it straighten out?
 
walnut said:
The prop is nicked and one blade has been bent. Should I change the prop or just get it straighten out?
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Sharpened ;)
 
yup...got me too...good one...

but you got to get that prop fixed...nicks create drag....I say refurbish it...
 
Around here, really? First thing I did was check for a punch line.

I wouldn't trust you guys any further than I could throw a VW beetle.
 
Pam said:
Around here, really? First thing I did was check for a punch line.

I wouldn't trust you guys any further than I could throw a VW beetle.
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*nod* Me too. As soon as someone posts a "relationship trouble" thread, I look for the punchline.

It was still funny. But I think my favorite one was the one about knocking something off the counter.
 
when you die this is gonna show up on the big jumbo screen at the pearly gates and god's gonna be like "that, right there. that's why you're not getting in."

how do i keep falling for this?
 
"My wife met me at the door last night wearing a nightgown. She was coming in." - Rodney Dangerfield

What does Bill say to Hillary just after having sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes.
 
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