Ever wonder about those people who
say they're giving more than 100% ???
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving 103% or 127% ?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful!
What makes life 100% or more ?
If the letters in the Alphabet represented numbers like this:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
THEN:
HARDWORK
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
KNOWLEDGE
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
BUT!
ATTITUDE
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
AND,
BULLSHIT
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork & knowledge will get you close.
Attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
NOW, look how far ass kissing will take you.
ASSKISSING
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%
So, for those people that say they give more than 100%
Well now we know they're full of Bullshit & do alot of Ass Kissing!!
say they're giving more than 100% ???
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving 103% or 127% ?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful!
What makes life 100% or more ?
If the letters in the Alphabet represented numbers like this:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
THEN:
HARDWORK
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
KNOWLEDGE
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
BUT!
ATTITUDE
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
AND,
BULLSHIT
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork & knowledge will get you close.
Attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
NOW, look how far ass kissing will take you.
ASSKISSING
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%
So, for those people that say they give more than 100%
Well now we know they're full of Bullshit & do alot of Ass Kissing!!