Pregnant friend thought she had to use the toilet. Broke water on the toilet. Took shower to clean up before drive to hospital. Gave birth standing in the shower. How the hell does that happen? My wife was at least a few times to the ER for false calls. Then with each child, it was lay and moan, measure, lay and moan, measure, lay and moan, measure. Not complaining, but neither child just sort of slid out right after the water broke.
Now imagine being her husband. She gets up from the toilet: Honey my water broke, get dressed and lets go, oh and btw: Here is our new baby. I'd just sort of fall over dead from shock.
Now imagine being her husband. She gets up from the toilet: Honey my water broke, get dressed and lets go, oh and btw: Here is our new baby. I'd just sort of fall over dead from shock.