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I know you guys will be relieved

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7853564.stm

Peer reveals 'cello scrotum' hoax

A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called "cello scrotum".

Elaine Murphy - now Baroness Murphy - dreamt up the painful complaint in the 1970s, sending a report to the British Medical Journal.

She came clean when the hoax resurfaced in the 2008 Christmas edition.

A BMJ spokesman said the inclusion and subsequent debunking of "cello scrotum" had "added to the gaiety of life".

The spoof was inspired by a similar report of a phenomenon called "guitar nipple", which happened when the edge of the guitar was pressed against the breast, causing irritation.

"We thought it highly likely to be a spoof, and decided to go one further by submitting a similar phenomenon in cellists, " wrote Murphy - and her husband, in the latest edition of the journal.

"Anyone who has ever watched a cello being played would realise the physical impossibility of our claim.

"Somewhat to our astonishment, the letter was published."

Baroness Murphy, formerly a professor at Guy's and St Thomas' Hospital in London, did not sign the 1974 letter herself, fearing that she might get into trouble.

Her husband John, now chairman of a Suffolk brewery, signed it instead.

Scrotal flak

The couple said that they had been "dining out" on the hoax for years, but decided to confess after seeing "cello scrotum" referenced in an article last month in the journal.

A spokesman for the BMJ said that, 34 years on, no-one faced the sack for failing to spot the implausible condition.

He said: "We did, actually, get a letter from another doctor at the time pointing out how unlikely it was.

"We may have to organise a formal retraction or correction now. Once these things get into the scientific literature, they stay there for good. But it all adds to the gaiety of life."

His point was illustrated by a brief search of other medical journals - with "cello scrotum" referenced several times over the years, including by one scholar who debated whether it was in fact an awkward contact with the chair, rather than the instrument itself, that might be the source of irritation.
 
boy, am I relieved....of course a mandolin is a lot smaller than a cello...and its hard to hold on to it with my knees... :lol:
 
AlabamaJack said:
boy, am I relieved....of course a mandolin is a lot smaller than a cello...and its hard to hold on to it with my knees... :lol:

That and cello's have bigger f-holes. :lol:


....sorry...musician humor.
 
Sickmont said:
What about when you scratch your balls with the bow? Doesn't that count for anything?



What kind of sound does that produce and could an expert perform a testicular symphony?
 
Pam said:
What kind of sound does that produce and could an expert perform a testicular symphony?

From personal experience, when balls are scratched the sound that follows is "ahhhhh"
 
imaguitargod said:
Or "AH! AHHH! AHHHH!!!!" if they fall off which means you were scratching too hard.

Ever been wearing loose shorts and accidentally sat on one? :shocked:

That makes a real interesting sound. Kinda like "ooooEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
Txclosetgrower said:
Ever been wearing loose shorts and accidentally sat on one? :shocked:
Actually, yes, several times.

I've also kicked myself in the balls a few times while playing hacky sac (what can I say, I'm limber).
 
Txclosetgrower said:
From personal experience, when balls are scratched the sound that follows is "ahhhhh"

imaguitargod said:
Or "AH! AHHH! AHHHH!!!!" if they fall off which means you were scratching too hard.

Txclosetgrower said:
Ever been wearing loose shorts and accidentally sat on one? :shocked:

That makes a real interesting sound. Kinda like "ooooEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


Ok, so what you're all saying is that we can produce a variety of different tones with scratching, sawing and crushing. What about tapping or striking with a drum stick?


*picturing a Christmas album to rival dog Jingle Bell*
 
I think the shrillness of the tone produced while striking with a drumstick would not fit well with the symphonic tones you are seeking Pam...
 
AlabamaJack said:
I think the shrillness of the tone produced while striking with a drumstick would not fit well with the symphonic tones you are seeking Pam...

Well, darn.

I was going to donate all the money I made to pepper research and development, too.



No, really, I was.
 
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