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I love being married.

Edmick said:
I love my wife. She's crazy and so am I. She just happens to be much hotter. I scored. Our wedding picture.
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She's blind, right?
 
Poor thing probably doesn't even know you didn't bother to comb your hair on your wedding day... :tear:
 
I keed... I keed...
 
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:cheers:
 
muskymojo said:
 
She's blind, right?
 
Poor thing probably doesn't even know you didn't bother to comb your hair on your wedding day... :tear:
 
I keed... I keed...
 
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:cheers:
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Lol we got married on catalina island and took a golf cart up to the hillside with the preacher so we got a little wind blown. We were at the bar for a couple hours before we went up too so we didn't care all that much. Was a very casual ceremony haha
 
Edmick said:
Lol we got married on catalina island and took a golf cart up to the hillside with the preacher so we got a little wind blown. We were at the bar for a couple hours before we went up too so we didn't care all that much. Was a very casual ceremony haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzIav6m2VbA
 
mrs. blues just came home with a bigass bag of...
 
KFC stuff.
 
She didn't offer me any of that fine fried cat food.
 
The tubs of mashed potatoes and gravy.
 
Looked like diarrhea in styrofoam. 
 
"You can have the cole slaw."
 
"I don't like it."
 
mrs. blues won't eat what she thinks is poison.
 
But she'll offer it to me.
 
 
 
 
 
geeme said:
I'm pretty sure I just heard the wind blowing through this thread!
 
 
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 
 
 
 
 
Define that any way you choose! 
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G.
 
You're a woman.
 
You know as well as I do.
 
No matter how I define it.
 
As a man...
 
I'll always be wrong.
 
Zero sum game
 
the two of us play
 
She is not my boss
 
nor am I hers
 
she's really great looking
 
me, not so much
 
but I made her pregnant early
 
so some other guy wouldn't steal her
 
and every day I remind myself
 
that the only reason she still likes me
 
is that I'm really great at playing games
 
because I don't have any money
 
and leftover pizza sounds awesome right now
 
because I've forced myself to believe
 
that carbs are bad
 
I want pizza.
 
mrs. blues is off to Tampa tomorrow.
 
For a week.
 
And then Wisconsin.
 
For another week.
 
I will get no sleep.
 
Because Trouble.
 
Her dog.
 
But thats ok.
 
I'll have plenty of time to clean the house while she's gone.
 
And The Blues Kitchen.
 
Instead of making sandwiches for her ever day.
 
Hear me now.
 
Believe me later.
 
This is a woman that can completely destroy a kitchen.
 
Just putting 2 pieces of bread in a toaster.
 
She puts mayo and ketchup on a hotdog.
 
 
I swear I married a crazy woman.
 
 
The bestest crazy woman.
 
 
 
 
My wife thinks mayo is an acceptable condiment on a salami sandwich, spreads butter on slices of grilled polenta, and then laughs at me as I cringe from the abominations.
 
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