First off let me say I hate peer pressure. Rarely have I succumbed to it, even in my youth. I was the one always leading the group astray back then.
Today however I have allowed myself to be influenced by a bunch of....of... chiliheads! You have all caused me great pain and grief, not to mention a bit of light headedness, fleeting thought of taking another bite, and the desire to fill up the ice cream bowl one more time, I had that waiting for me. I made it one minute, 10 point 18 seconds before shoveling the ice cream in.
There is a spot on my tongue that I'm afraid to look at because I know it isn't there anymore, it's melted all the way to my toes.
Got a good sweat going.
Sweat is dripping off of my nose.
This is the scary one. My ears started showing red and there are blotches of red on the skin on the back of my neck. How in the hell does a pepper make your ears hurt?
I still don't like any of you folks. It's been about 40 or so minutes and the heat, along with Elvis, have left the building.