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My Badass Burrito!

Hey y'all.
 
I love tacos and tortillas in general and some would argue that the burrito is nothing more than a bigass taco.
 
I pity the fool that believes that.
 
The way I see it the good people of Mexico invented it and gave it to us. Muchas gracias.
 
Today the burrito as we know it has evolved from its humble beginnings.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
 
To call it a taco is just wrong. Its bigger. Its badder. It has a shit-ton(official SoFlo measurement) of stuff in it. Taco's are small and dainty. Ever seen a taco the size of a 3 year old toddler's leg?
 
And what does that mean for chile heads and THP?
 
Simple. 
 
You can put a whole lot more of hot stuff in it or serve it up "wet" and on top.
 
And who doesn't like a bigass burrito? NOBODY.
 
Especially peep's that  :high: and you know who you are.
 
So bring it y'all.
 
I want to see a BIGASS BURRITO!
 
Make it  the size of the Alaskan Pipeline.
 
Load the hell out of it.
 
And bring the spiceenescxt!
 
 
Here's what I got.
 
MY BIGASS BURRITO!
 
I got it goin' on with red potato's in olive oil with garlic, onion, and fresno chile.
 

Then I got some other sheeit ready.
 

Then I whooped out a bigass sun dried tomato tortilla and started loading it up. Don't even think of calling it a wrap!
 

 
Get some scheeze on there.
 

 
Now roll that 'thang up. It should be the size of a house cat or a baby's torso.
 

 
You wanna' know what I did next?
 
I microwaved it!
 
Then I cut it in half and mouth fisted it!
 

 
I was full after eating just half of it.
 
But the bigass burrito was ALIVE and talking dirty to me.
 
I HAD to eat it all.
 
Afterwards, I drank another hosky and went to bed.
 
I farted fairy dust and moonbeams in my sleep all night long.
 
 
Now y'all.
 
BRING YOUR BIGASS BURRITO!
 
 
UPDATE.
 
Due to the popularity of the thread I am changing the thread title to My Badass Burrito.
 
Simply to include ALL burrito's, not just BIGASS.
 
 
 
beer2beer said:
Yesterday, after reading all the pages of this AWESOME thread (more than once), I finally decided to make my 1st burrito. I love mexican food but so far I had only eaten in restaurants and with just a few filling options.
 
Well, despite my lack of experience, I think I got it! I mean, IMO (I'm suspicious to say) they were DELICIOUS! My family and friends (if they didn't lie) liked it a lot. I made a mix of black beans + onion + ground meat + chive + tomato + Dedo de Moça pepper (fresh) and also some separetely Guacamole (I love Guacamole). The tortillas I got was small but no problem at all, cuz I made A LOT of burritos and not a single one survived. They're gone! 
 
I'm very happy with the results and for now on, homemade burritos are part of my weekly menu.
 
I was "a bit" drunk. The results: just a few pics and a finger cut.
 
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A hug!
 
 
 
 
Sorry about the finger.
 
But you did good.
 
REAL GOOD!!!
 
You are on your way to becoming a burrito kung fu master.
 
Have mercy!
 
texas blues, I blame you for my new addiction!
 
Couldn't wait till weekend, so two nights ago I got to the kitchen again and made more mini-burritos. Unfortunately I'm not able to try a "Badass" cuz the only available tortillas I can get in the city I live (and hate) is small size. But I'm already trying to get bigger ones. Not to mention that some day (probably centuries from now) I'll be confortably enough to make my own ones.
 
Ok, this time, despite the alcohol, I took more pics:
 
Starting the work:
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Some of the ingredients:
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Boiling water for the avocados and the beans on the right:
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Adding more stuff:
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...and more...
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..and more!
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Things start to happen...
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...and Guacamole is almost done:
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Bacon + Onions:
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At this point, a little appetizer:
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and the best touch:
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Some meat added:
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Mixing all up is the love of my life, the most spectacular blessed soul that came to my existence...
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...my beloved lovely daughter!
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We're almost there...
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Fire!
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Dunno about you guys, but I really love the Morris Albert's song...
 
"Fillings...":
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"...nothing more than fillings..."
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and more fillings:
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Some unexpected guests:
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Yeah, I know... "where the hell are the burritos pics???". As I said before, I couldn't get the REAL tortillas, only mini-mini ones, so the best pic to refer to my burritos is this one:
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So there's the result:
 
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*** With all respect to Morris Albert's "Feelings" song (that I really like):
 
A hug!

 
 
B2B that looks pretty dang badass to me!
 
You definitely put some time and love into that.
 
Never seen guac done like that but I'd hit it like a pinata.
 
And I totally understand the addiction.
 
Its powerful stuff.
 
Those look bangin'!
 
And no daggum rice inside, double win!
 
I have to agree w/ those noting it's fajitas ... which is great, because I want fajitas over burritos EVERY DAY ... you don't even have to ask ... fajita me ...
 
cypresshill1973 said:
Yes fajitas!!! when more fajitas to me!
 
Here called burritos (or taco if corn tortilla),  but what is the difference?
 
http://vimeo.com/67368470
 
(Doesn't always have rice. Pay attention to the rolling only.)
 
That's why yours is a fajita. Not rolled and tucked.
 
Plus you made pretty much a classic fajita. Strips of beef, peppers, onions... on flour tortillas.
 
Woot!
 
Don't let your friend tell you that is a burrito!!!
 
But it is welcome here in the burrito thread. This time. :D
 
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