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My Badass Burrito!

Hey y'all.
 
I love tacos and tortillas in general and some would argue that the burrito is nothing more than a bigass taco.
 
I pity the fool that believes that.
 
The way I see it the good people of Mexico invented it and gave it to us. Muchas gracias.
 
Today the burrito as we know it has evolved from its humble beginnings.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
 
To call it a taco is just wrong. Its bigger. Its badder. It has a shit-ton(official SoFlo measurement) of stuff in it. Taco's are small and dainty. Ever seen a taco the size of a 3 year old toddler's leg?
 
And what does that mean for chile heads and THP?
 
Simple. 
 
You can put a whole lot more of hot stuff in it or serve it up "wet" and on top.
 
And who doesn't like a bigass burrito? NOBODY.
 
Especially peep's that  :high: and you know who you are.
 
So bring it y'all.
 
I want to see a BIGASS BURRITO!
 
Make it  the size of the Alaskan Pipeline.
 
Load the hell out of it.
 
And bring the spiceenescxt!
 
 
Here's what I got.
 
MY BIGASS BURRITO!
 
I got it goin' on with red potato's in olive oil with garlic, onion, and fresno chile.
 

Then I got some other sheeit ready.
 

Then I whooped out a bigass sun dried tomato tortilla and started loading it up. Don't even think of calling it a wrap!
 

 
Get some scheeze on there.
 

 
Now roll that 'thang up. It should be the size of a house cat or a baby's torso.
 

 
You wanna' know what I did next?
 
I microwaved it!
 
Then I cut it in half and mouth fisted it!
 

 
I was full after eating just half of it.
 
But the bigass burrito was ALIVE and talking dirty to me.
 
I HAD to eat it all.
 
Afterwards, I drank another hosky and went to bed.
 
I farted fairy dust and moonbeams in my sleep all night long.
 
 
Now y'all.
 
BRING YOUR BIGASS BURRITO!
 
 
UPDATE.
 
Due to the popularity of the thread I am changing the thread title to My Badass Burrito.
 
Simply to include ALL burrito's, not just BIGASS.
 
 
 
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I'll show ya burrito of bad ass proportions

Flank steak
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Stuffed inside is Spanish rice, refried beans,hot sauce cheese, sour cream, and of course steak!
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So, I've almost never seen anyone make one at home that looks like one you'd get out to eat ...
 
That looks positively awesome ...
 
How was the meat cooked? ...
 
grantmichaels said:
How was the meat cooked? ...
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Was grilled indeed. Forgot to take a pic of the meat sliced. Oh well, take my word. Twas beauteous.
 
 
Scoville DeVille said:
Will you marry me?
 
(I just went and asked a burrito to marry me) :crazy:
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sicman said:
Not even close to the worse thing ive done to a burrito :rofl:
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Great, Sic already must be accompanied by an adult when it comes to burritos.  Now we have to watch scovie too.
 
 
 
Hide your burritos. They rapin' errybody out here
 
That thing will put you to sleep. Especially since he put that codeine in there too.
 
Inspired by HTH . . . Flank Steak Burrito marinated in chipotle sauce (with garlic, lime juice, cilantro, evoo, and my red super powder).  Stuffed with refried beans, Monterey Jack cheese, cilantro, the remaining chipotle sauce, and diced tomato.
 
Marinated approximately 1 hour:
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Into the pan:
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Ready to come out and rest for a bit:
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Ready to go (added some Dave'z Hot Spicy Girl
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