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My turn to host a contest CLOSED

last one, I promise - just really want to try Bhutlah  :)
 
I met a girl from carolina,
the hottest thing, as she could be.
I asked her name while in a diner,
She said : " HP22B"
 
Pepper Dirt , Pepper Dirt , why do you make me hurt ?
Theres no milk nor bread , that will take away my burning head ,
So i'll just sit right back and enjoy the pain ,
One mans loss is anothers gain !
 
Fee Fi Fo Fum I just ate a piece of Bubblegum
 
Bazooka, Bubblicious, and Hubba Bubba it’s not
Raised from Buckeye seed in four months it became a 7pot
 
Looks just like a deformed strawberry, looks harmless enough to me
Why maybe I’ll just have me a little bite, just so I can see
 
My wife told me not to
My buddy said I should
I took that bite and out of spite said “boy that tastes good”
 
I thought I was a tough guy
I thought I was real cool
And then the heat started
And I began to drool
 
The fire was now in me, as a hot coal it began to burn
It made its way to my stomach where there it began to churn
 
I looked about in panic; my wife said you’re so red
She said have not seen tears on you since the day we wed
 
She said are you going to make it, or should I call 911
I tried to say I’ll be ok  but only spoke in tongues
 
I could not understand it and I did not know why
But that little pepper had me feeling so very very high
 
It finally subsided and I thought it was all done
But then I used the restroom and the real fun begun
 
I know this is a tell, that is told so many many times
But as THP member, I have now told it in a rhyme
 
Thanks Mike!

Mike, by the way, is who stared me on my THP journey.

Most of the seeds in this contest are do to his kindness.
 
A pepper I would eat
I thought what a splendid plan
What's the worst that could happen
Afterall I am  a man
 
Men do men things
We're tough and we're rad
30 seconds in
I thought I must be mad
 
My mouth, my throat
What have I done
Here, try a reaper
They said it would be fun
 
Peter's peppers caused a shock,

The oil on his hands had scorched his cock.

Running in a lot of pain

he tried a dance to cause some rain.

Poor Peter Piper danced in vain,

For even rain wouldn't stop Peter's pain.
 
7 POD
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7POD , 7 POD in your eye ,
Guaranteed to make a grown man cry .
Burning on the hand, burning on the lip,
Surely will send you on a hell of a endorphin Trip ,
So treat it with respect , treat it with care ,
Sooner or later it'll get ya in its snare !
 
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