food pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[JayT]

I have a feeling there will be retribution.

 

[grantmichaels]

I'm just getting sensation in my lips back now ...
 
How can I have gone to far? JayT was the one who was supposed to post ...
 
I just tried to put some "pizza" w/ heat in the thread ... for less $ than whatever the bar for entry is set at ...
 
Certainly the jonah is redeeming, I'm just getting my chops back now ...

 

[The Hot Pepper]

You still don't get it!
 
That's okay. I still say it's a damn fine burger bun. More people should do that for their buns. Both sides too.

 

[JayT]

The concept is you take a cheap frozen pizza and put toppings on it to "pimp" it.  
 
Its not the Pimp My Hamburger Bun Thread.
 
Nice thought though.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I haz me a couple Totinos in my freezer.  Now, I just gotta figure out how to pimp them.

i hope jay's got a totino after all this ...

I do, but no truffles.  And DEFINITELY no truffle oil!  I threw that shit on the ground!  I guess I will go make it now.
 
Edit:  correction, I HAD Totinos in the freezer.  I guess the wife fed them to the minions over the weekend.

LOL! At least Grant posted something.

Come on Jay you know you got hot dog buns!!!!

 

[grantmichaels]

I searzall'd both sides of the bun halves ... totally legit, lol ...

 

[JayT]

I got nothing.  I am out of hot dog buns too GASP!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

WHAT?????????????
 
 
 
 

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[JayT]

That second wreck pic just happened about a half hour away from me.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

You were drunk driving!

 

[D3monic]

 
WHAT?????????????
 
 
 
 

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Well hello awkward boner, pleasure seeing you again. 

 

[LUCKYDOG]

The last picture reminds me of last Friday night. Honestly honey it slipped 

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

Wow I picked the perfect time to "pull out" of this thread last night!

 

[grantmichaels]

D3 must have missed the *BALSAMIC* pearl part ...

 

[JayT]

Oh hell, I just came across another "pizza" that Gadget pimped a few days ago...
 

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[grantmichaels]

No, I recall that too well ... tempura shrimps!

 

[Ashen]

that burger bun not pizza is giving me nightmare flashbacks to one of the first meals I ever had at my In-laws.  My wife and I had just been going out for a short while and visiting , when her Mom asked if we wanted to stay for supper. My wife said we were having mini pizzas, so I was fine with that.  I would pay money to  have a picture of my  face when the tray of "mini pizzas"  came out to the table..
 
Split english muffin halves  with a spoon of jarred tomato sauce, topped with greyed( not browned ) ground beef, huge ass chunks of mostly raw onion, grated cheddar cheese.  
 
I choked back a couple to not offend, but I still wake up weeping sometimes.   LOL 
 
To be fair , in general my MIL is a great cook but she does have a few weird dishes  and blindspots.  She can't cook asparagus to save her life. 

 

[grantmichaels]

Danielle rocks the horrific EM pizza hacks ...

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Greyed meat makes a return lol... did you see the heritage TD?