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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
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cypresshill1973 said:
It does not seem a reality ... But it seems like a Pac-Man regurgitating a good meal
 
Bahahaha! I can totally see that.
 
True or not Chris crappy thing looks better than most other non crappy things (mine included of course). That speaks also for his non crappy things.
 
EDIT: just to keep crap level to real crap level:
 
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Meatloaf with calabrese pepper powder, turmeric powder, bull's eye bbq hot sauce, tabasco sauce.
At fridge temp.
 
This sausage wrap could go in the hangover food thread but I no longer get hangovers   :drunk:  Grilled sausage, BBQ'd bacon, hot mustard, Sriracha and rilled jalapeños.
 

 
 
These beans/peas were pure crappy goodness.  I love canned beans and peas, always have and I'm not ashamed of it.  Cook a little diced bacon, pickled serrano slices, add some spicy season salt and Moruga powder.  A can of black eyed peas and green beans become awesome crappyness.  
 

 
 
CH the melty scheeze looks good if that is indeed cheese but otherwise....
 
That IS a crappy looking sammich.
 
Bread over toasted like that cuts my mouth up.
 
And the random splooges of hot sauce look totally crappy.
 
Well done senor!
 
We just saw that shape of ramen noodles on LateChow!  We have no Asian markets around here, but I figured ramen noodles are ramen noodles.....we did the LateChow Stirfry with square ramen noodles instead of round ramen noodles.  :lol:    I think I took a couple pics..... (will look later~~~)
 
Surf and turf on deck tonight....prolly in the Drunken Chef thread....
 
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