the person below me

[gasificada]

Whoever smelled it, dealt it!

tpbm will blame the dog.

 

[Graves]

It was the dog!
tpbm is ADHD

 

[Justaguy]

True
TPBM wow it is cold out....umm TPBM is...oooh a birdie....oh yeah TPBM is not ADHD

 

[Nicole]

I read the title of this fast and thought it said "the person blows me" .. I think this has happened before to...

Often times it is the dog. and its embarressing when I have people over and don't think they believe me!

 

[pileiton]

I would never frame the dog like that.
tpbm is covered in butterscotch.

 

[Justaguy]

False but that could change if you want to pile it on. You know I couldn't pass that up.

TPBM is interested in the sexual reproduction process of ladybugs

 

[pileiton]

Who outed me?
tpbm is a skate punk.

 

[Graves]

its spelled sk8....like, duh.

tpbm is drunk

 

[Justaguy]

False only because I have to work tonight.

TPBM is considering sending me moonshine.

 

[gasificada]

Yes, and we can drink it under the shine of the moon!

tpbm enjoys Cheese Supreme Doritos covered in Cholula.

 

[pileiton]

Never had it.
tpbm likes Kahlua cake.

 

[gasificada]

Never had it.

tpbm will sell it in three words.

 

[pileiton]

Eat my cake.
tpbm has three words for me!

 

[Justaguy]

Not going there

You said 3. lol

TPBM does not have a mind that is constantly soaking in the gutter

 

[pileiton]

Thanks for the compliment.
tpbm is on a booty call.

 

[Graves]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRNELtZ_a9A

tpbm will do the hokey pokey and turn their self around 'cause hey, that's what it's all about.

 

[pileiton]

You haven't been here long enough to know that I can't hokey pokey!
tpbm is wet and cold.

 

[paulky_2000]

Just my nose.

TPBM knows that means I'm healthy.

 

[DaQatz]

Only if you're a dog. If you're a human that means you have a cold.

TPBM knows what sauces to use with eggs.

 

[paulky_2000]

Yup. You just can't beat Pace Picante and Tabasco on eggs.

TPBM wants a big plate of runny eggs and toast for dinner.