the person below me

[geeme]

Did, but done.

TPBM is still doing something naughty.

 

[pileiton]

I never started.
tpbm doesn't believe that!

 

[paulky_2000]

I believe you.

TPBM collects something.

 

[pileiton]

Men.
tpbm wonders where I keep them..

 

[Masala Mojo]

probable place is "Unmentionable". on a person.

tpbm loves hugging.

 

[pileiton]

Yes.
tpbm can type with their toes.

 

[Masala Mojo]

If I am an Ape (later version), my hands are my feet and vice versa.

I can type with my toes and thumb and fingers and one thing more!!! (ahem, men's privilage only)

tpbm is ROTFL.

 

[pileiton]

I'd never get back in my wheelchair!
tpbm would look good in a kilt.

 

[chilehunter]

nope!
TPBM thinks pileiton has a thing about seeing men in kilts.

 

[geeme]

Well....... YEAH!

TPBM wants to take a snow bath in a bikini.

 

[pileiton]

HELL NO!
tpbm lost their marbles!

 

[paulky_2000]

Yup....back when I was 8.

TPBM likes pie.

 

[geeme]

Sweet pies, no. Savory pies, yes.

TPBM still thinks Elvis is alive.

 

[pileiton]

Elvis Costello is still alive.
tpbm just visited Victoria's Secret.

 

[paulky_2000]

Yes.

TPBM thinks I look good in marabou.

 

[geeme]

You wear chocolate?!?

TPBM has a hangover.

 

[pileiton]

Not me.
tpbm has toilet paper stuck to their shoe.

 

[Masala Mojo]

No , not the shoes.My butt crack.

tpbm will check for stuck papers.

 

[geeme]

The green kind that comes out of ATM machines - yes.

TPBM has a one-toothed granny.

 

[paulky_2000]

I am a one-toothed granny.

TPBM knew that.