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The Wal-Mart Greeter

NatGreenMeds

NatGreenMeds

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, while yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day,
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
 
Paul....don't you dare use that at work....roflmao
 
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