World Yawn-er, Cup

[EliteMcScruffin]

Just some of the popular German national team songs.  You'll hear them in the stands if the Brazilians aren't drowning the place out, but Brazilians being quiet during the tournament is highly unlikely.

Klose starts!  Gonna give Müller a run for his money on first goal.

MULLER!!!!!!!  Just need Germany to win it now!
 
Now Klose the standalone top scorer in World Cup history!  What a game already!
 
2 minutes later Kroos!  3-0 Germany!
 
Another minute later 4-0!

 

[dogshow]

Think this one is wrapped up

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

Raining goals!

 

[EliteMcScruffin]

I was in the middle of posting a comment about 4-0 and they got another.  5-0 in under 30 minutes.  That absolutely has to be a record.

This game is amazing!

 

[hogleg]

Its a fix. Don King shit

 

[millworkman]

5 goals in an 18 minute span.  Awesome.

 

[cypresshill1973]

Argentina has not been playing well, and all of the so-so teams have gone home... Not going to happen.

Before you slag me, my wife and family are all from Argentina, and we are all in agreement on this. We are confident this will be a victoria de Copa Mundial de los Europeos.

 
I fully agree, but hope is not lost ...

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

5 goals in an 18 minute span.  Awesome.

And yet still less points than a single touchdown in football.

 

[EliteMcScruffin]

I can hear the songs in my post being sung!  Never thought the Brazilian crowd would be so quiet!

And yet still less points than a single touchdown in football.

 

 
Well it just became 7-0 so there you go.
Wow haha... the Brazilians are joining in with the German fans cheering on the German team.

 

[millworkman]

And yet still less points than a single touchdown in football.

 
 
Tells me that American Footballers do not work hard enough for their points.

 

[EliteMcScruffin]

Well boo... I was really hoping for the shutout.  Oh well, I guess I could live with 7-1... it's okay sorta

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

And yes, I know how dumb that post sounded when I wrote it. That's pretty much why I clicked "submit".
:p

 

[millworkman]

Well boo... I was really hoping for the shutout.  Oh well, I guess I could live with 7-1... it's okay sorta

 
 
There should not have been any extra time based on the score.  Should have been 7-0 but whatever, it was crazy.

 

[Weed]

 
 
There should not have been any extra time based on the score.  Should have been 7-0 but whatever, it was crazy.

 
Wut? They get extra time?

 

[EliteMcScruffin]

So did I win me some sausssssse with my guess of Müller with the first goal and Germany for the win?

 

[Weed]

brazil got a new flag
 

 

[solid7]

Here is the heatmap for the Brazil/Germany match:

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

So did I win me some sausssssse with my guess of Müller with the first goal and Germany for the win?

Did you pick the 1st player to kick a goal in that game I an unedited time-stamped post? If yes, PM me your address & I'll get some sauce out to you!

 

[EliteMcScruffin]

Unofficial rules question: What happens when Messi scores the opener and Argentina advance tomorrow? If I am disqualified for winning some of that liquid love already, I'd like to give someone else the chance to take that choice.

If I'm not disqualified, then you better wait on sending out prizes!

Either way I'm happy because I already get some bad ass sauce, an historic Germany win, and the sweet taste of Brazilian tears all rolled up into one. Mwahahahahaaaaa

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Tomorrow's game is tomorrow's game. If you win both I'll send you both. Or other people could guess and make this more interesting.