When you've put on weight since joining THP.
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You know you're a Chilli nut when...............
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...you just realized that your electronic devices all have wallpapers created from photos you took of your favorite chilis. 
when you count how many growing seasons are left before you expire ! 
.......you don't decrease the number of chillies you plant next season because you've run out of room, you increase the size of your garden and plant more.
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moruga welder said:when you count how many growing seasons are left before you expire !
good morning my friend ! 4:31 a.m. here and just heading out to work ! ( mandatory ) stinks ! hey i got my hands on 5 ( seeds ) of chocolate reaper ! real deal , and 5 chocolate madbalz , and light bhutlah ! from the man himself ! gotTA GO ! chow
juanitos said:
Hahaha ... So true lol.. I'm halfway through this season and starting to dream about next seasons F1's and F2's
...when you have a much nicer grinder for your chilis than you have for your coffee beans.
ShortcutToHell said:
wow, really? ... that's cray (to me) ...
grantmichaels said:
...might be. Does it help that it came from a thrift shop and that I didn't pay big bucks for it?
Not really, badly ground beans give a weaker coffee.... Badly ground peppers are just crap.. I know what I'd rathergrantmichaels said:
In my experience badly ground beans have a charred taste from getting heated, but it's not important to the discussion here ... carry on!
...you've referred to yourself as "daddy" while talking to your plants
...your coworkers say it's no fun watching you eat superhots because of a lack of reaction
...you've ever mixed a spoonful of scorpion powder in your alka seltzer when you've had a cold
...you eat supers on an empty stomach knowing they'll give you cramps...again
...your coworkers say it's no fun watching you eat superhots because of a lack of reaction
...you've ever mixed a spoonful of scorpion powder in your alka seltzer when you've had a cold
...you eat supers on an empty stomach knowing they'll give you cramps...again
Helvete said:
^^^ ...too funny.
You find yourself plucking pods for seeds from Chilli varieties you don't have at garden centers.
They fell off, honest!!
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They fell off, honest!!
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You experience your first stomach cramps after eating a Chilli.
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You find chillies in your pockets, not lost change.
(This actually happened)
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(This actually happened)
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