Does everyone have proper blast protection gear on?
I was looking for something fairly outrageous yet delicious looking to do and came across a recipe known as the Bacon Explosion.
This was not enough for me though...
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May I present the SWINEAPPLE GRENADE!!!
We will start with ingredients. I forgot one of the most important ingredients btw, and had to edit it in.
To start I carved the pineapples. I am making 2 because I am adding rum to one, and keeping the second alcohol free for my daughter.
I was going to use a pineapple corer, but quickly remembered that mine also cuts it into rings while it is coring. It really wasn't hard though. DO NOT REMOVE THE SKIN! Cut off the top and bottom. Trace the desired hole using a paring knife cutting about 2in deep. Come back with a long knife and follow your trace watching the other side carefully to ensure you are coming out correctly. After the core is cut out trim the hole to remove any inconsistencies. Now slice the skin off carefully.
Next place a pineapple in a 1 gallon ziplock and add about a pint of rum. I loosely added a small bag in the center to partially fill the void so I wouldnt have to completely fill it with rum. Suck the remaining air out of the bag using a straw and seal. Position the bag so the pineapple is covered in rum. Refrigerate overnight. You may have to turn the pineapple to ensure complete coverage.
Place 1lb of uncased sausage into a 1 gallon zip lock bag. The bag is there to help shape the sausage. Press it until it is about 1/4" thick.
Cut the seams off of the bag and place the sheet of sausage onto something pliable that will help you roll it up tightly. I used a thin plastic grilling mat. Patch any holes.
Cover the sheet of sausage with a pork rub. I used a TBSP of the following: Salt, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Paprika, Chili Powder, Scotch Bonnet Powder, 2x Salt, Pepper, Cumin, 2x Brown Sugar.
Now take 7 strips of thick cut bacon and form a lattice.
Afterwards cut the remaining ends off except for the far left end. Take these remaining pieces of bacon you cut off plus 2 or 3 more strips and fry them very crispy. Dry and crush. Sprinkle them on top of the sausage.
Now begin to roll the sausage patty into a pinwheel. When it is done it should look like a nutroll, just made out of meat instead. It is important to roll it as tight as you can. Place it on top of the bacon lattice on the uncut end.
Now roll the bacon lattice around the sausage log. Doesn't it look beautiful?
Cut off the sausage remnant hanging outside of the lattice. Place the log in the refrigerator overnight.
Now stuff in into the pineapple! This proved impossible for me without carving away more pineapple than I was willing too from the center. I just cut the pineapples in half and placed one around the log. The one log was long enough that I could cut the remaining piece off and have enough to stuff the second pineapple.
Wrap these individually in tin foil and coat the outside of the pineapple with brown sugar while doing so. Grill it low and slow until a thermometer stuck deep in the end reads 190F.
Cut off a slice and enjoy! I have to say, this was outrageously amazing!