Make your best taco.

The Count

• Aug 30, 2018

• #621

Best I could do to match that awesome pic from TB was this..... think of them as slider tacos from the freezer

 

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texas blues

• Aug 30, 2018

• #622

Guatemalan Insanity Pepper said:

don't forget that gwackamole...
store bought guac, pineapple, ranch,coleslaw 
with velvetta sneeze and Gortons frozen pollock 
 
i'm jelly 
not of the tacos, but of how good he must have been feelin          
 
not even a char on them dang  tillas 
:facepalm:  

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I make my own quac.
 
Core my own pina'.
 
Cole my own slaw.
 
Hot my own sauce.
 
And then...
 
I rock what I got.
 
Because this...
 
No matter if I have a million in the bank...
 
Or only 20 bucks in my pocket.
 
I eat the same sheeit.
 
Because I like it.
 
Screw that char tortilla 'thang.
 
Its a corn tortilla.
 
It already tastes good.
 
Ever one eats what they do.
 
Because they like it.
 
Welcome it.
 
Embrace it.
 
I like to be liking frozen boxed fish.
 
And non charred corn tortillas.
 
And other sheeit.
 
 
Love the one you're with.

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Aug 30, 2018

• #623

You are such a hypocrite. You call weird-shit-o-meter on other fools but not on yourself. So I will do it for you
 

 
 

 

texas blues

• Aug 31, 2018

• #624

The Hot Pepper said:

You are such a hypocrite. You call weird-shit-o-meter on other fools but not on yourself. So I will do it for you
 
 
 
 

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I have been a member.
 
And a poster.
 
Since 2007 on this forum.
 
I love you man but...
 
In all that time....
 
Like your post above....
 
I still don't know WTF you are talking about.

 

texas blues

• Aug 31, 2018

• #625

The Count said:

Best I could do to match that awesome pic from TB was this..... think of them as slider tacos from the freezer

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Top ten post of the year!

 

JayT

• Aug 31, 2018

• #626

Holy shite.  I think that may just be the strangestest thing The TB has posted since his Vegan poop burgers!  Whoa Dad...  Musta been outta Swiss tho.

 

texas blues

• Aug 31, 2018

• #627

JayT said:

Holy shite.  I think that may just be the strangestest thing The TB has posted since his Vegan poop burgers!  Whoa Dad...  Musta been outta Swiss tho.

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Et tu brute'?
 
Bastige.
 
PM your address again.
 
I can't find it.
 
You too THP.
 
Its smoked salmon season.
 
 
Bastiges.
 
Both of ya'.

 

JayT

• Aug 31, 2018

• #628

Smoked salmon?  Oh Hells yeah!  I didn't know they had salmon in Hawaii!  Does it go well with Swiss?  PM Sent.

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Aug 31, 2018

• #629

I want some too. I'm gonna put grape jelly, capers, crushed pringles, and watermelon jolly ranchers on it just to best that taco!

 

JayT

• Aug 31, 2018

• #630

Don't forget Rachlette.  That will make it.  Maybe an anchovie aioli too.

 

The Count

• Aug 31, 2018

• #631

Beef fajita tacos with charro beans, homemade salsa, guacamole and pan cooked jalapeños and serrano.

 

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texas blues

• Aug 31, 2018

• #632

Count.
 
Your post has it all.
 
The meat.
 
Guac.
 
Jalapenos.
 
Cast iron.
 
Beer.
 
A gun.
 
 
 
And that last pic.
 
The bestest part.
 
 
Thats what this thread is about.
 
 
 
 

 

texas blues

• Sep 1, 2018

• #633

Lets rock.
 
Some chiles in cast iron.
 

 
Some pina'.
 

 
Throw it down.
 
On corn tortillas with pepper jack.
 

 
Bust out that frozen fish.
 

 
Chingon it with some avo salsa.
 

 

 
Texaficate two more with ranch.
 

 
Eat it like it was your last meal.
 
They were really got dang good.
 
Because.
 
Sometimes.
 
Its fun to not really give a shit ain't it?
 

 
 
Make your taco.
 
 
Have mercy.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Sep 1, 2018

• #634

Got the munchies but not as hardcore as the last version, lol, dig!

 

texas blues

• Sep 1, 2018

• #635

I remember.
 
As a kid.
 
One time.
 
I put baloney on a flour tortilla and ate it.
 
It sucked!

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Sep 1, 2018

• #636

 ♪ My bologna has a first name, it's TB's-High-As Hell, my bologna has a second name it's Fish-Sticks-Pineapple, oh I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say, because Oscar Mayer has a way with M-U-N-C-H-I-E ♬

 

JayT

• Sep 3, 2018

• #637

I'm wondering if he's on the Ambien again.

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Sep 3, 2018

• #638

I just read the Ambien box. "Side effects include putting pineapple and swiss on everything you used to put squeezins an pleezins on."

 

texas blues

• Sep 3, 2018

• #639

The Hot Pepper said:

I just read the Ambien box. "Side effects include putting pineapple and swiss on everything you used to put squeezins an pleezins on."

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I'm all out of Ambien.
 
But I have pineapple.
 
Swiss.
 
And squeezin's n' pleezin's.
 
But its not taco night tonight.
 
 
Its burger night.

 

nmlarson

• Sep 4, 2018

• #640

Ode to TB
 
There once was a man named TB,
Whose middle name TACO should be.
He loved them so much,
Oh, don't you dare touch,
You'll find a 45 'tween your teeth!
 
 

 
I love fish tacos.  The best fish taco I've ever had was in some hole-in-the-wall joint in an industrial park in Las Vegas.
 
And, yes, this is frozen fish!  I went to Costco for them just 'cause I heard here they are the bomb.  (TB, they are !)  And corn tortillas, which I made with my own two hands.  'Cause the corn tortillas they sell around here taste like cardboard. 
 
As The Man says, Black Betty that fish until it's hot and crispy.  Toss them on the best corn tortilla you can find, along with some cabbage slaw and lime crema.  Sorry, TB.  I'm in the no cheese on any fish camp.  Don't eat too fast.  Next Taco Tuesday is a week away!