My girlfriend thought it would be a fun game for each of us to write down 4 people we can have sex with if we ever meet them.
After writing them down she swapped our pieces of paper. I opened hers to reveal "Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, David Tennant and Jason Statham".
Knowing she'd wasted her choices I looked up as she read:
"Your sister, my ex-girlfriend, Kate from work..."