Ok, going off topic here but interesting (I think) none the less. When I was in college I had an older friend (30 yo) whose wife was a geologist. We’d make pizza on Saturdays and they made what they called an atomic pizza: anchovies, onions, sausage, and hot peppers. One time we got out the wife’s gas mask with carbon filters to cut up the onions. Yeah, no tears. Yeah, we were drunk.