Don't worry it's a HOLIDAY exchange, New Year included! 
A round of applause for @Shorerider as this year's organizer!
A round of applause for @Shorerider as this year's organizer!
5th Annual Secret Satan gift exchange.
- Thread starter Shorerider
- Start date
I shipped my package to my SS this arvo, hopefully it arrives in one piece. WM has bore the brunt of my bad luck, (that should read "heavy handed postal workers practising for a spot in the NFL" 
) so fingers crossed. I would allow 2 weeks for my package to arrive, I'll update here if needed.
Thanks for the opportunity Boss, some new participants this time around which is good. Now we wait........
) so fingers crossed. I would allow 2 weeks for my package to arrive, I'll update here if needed.Thanks for the opportunity Boss, some new participants this time around which is good. Now we wait........
WarrantMan
Extreme Member
Yes. Bravo Shorerider for taking on the task! All, no doubt, will be appreciative. Parcel packed will post tomorrow.
Reggie
HellfireFarm
Business Member
Dammit, you got HubbaBubba too?
HellfireFarm
Business Member
I thought it was a HELLiday exchange!Don't worry it's a HOLIDAY exchange, New Year included!
A round of applause for @Shorerider as this year's organizer!
And, YES!
salsalady
Business Member
Crazy Monkey
Business Member
Dropped mine in the mail and got home to this at my doorstep 
Thank you very much Ann! Look forward to trying all of these (even the "Pure Evil"
).
Grilling some steaks this weekend so the steak sauce will definitely be put to good use
Thank you very much Ann! Look forward to trying all of these (even the "Pure Evil"
).Grilling some steaks this weekend so the steak sauce will definitely be put to good use
Haaaa I uploaded the print quality image but forgot the site will make it smaller haha. If anyone needs the PDF lemme know.
Am I crazy or have you guys been paired up before maybe even twice?
Crazy Monkey
Business Member
At least once
Long press at start, slide your finger to highlight, release at end, click copy, paste.
salsalady
Business Member
December 2020
Ode To A Secret Satan Hellidays
Twas the weeks before Christmas and all 'round the US,
Not a creature was traveling, no thanks to the virus.
The names were exchanged, the wishes revealed,
Secret Satan's prepared, mouths are about to get peeled.
The chileheads are nestled all snug in their cribs,
with splashes of wing sauce smeared on their bibs.
When out on the porch there arose quite a racket,
them porch pirates took off after seeking the packet.
The package was labeled as plain as could be,
"for chileheads only, take care when you pee".
The package that arrived would guarantee sweats,
Thanks to DHL, FedEx or Pony Express.
Regardless the service, the results were the same,
the package promised flames only sugar could tame.
With trembling hands and tingling taste buds,
He dug into the gifts, sure none were duds.
Dashing to the kitchen and grabbing a spoon,
no time for chips, he needed it soon!
Off with the shrink band, off with the cap,
off with the reducer, who needs that crap?
The beautiful sauce was poured on the spoon,
a sniff and a taste, he's over the moon.
As the heat and the flavor explode in his mouth,
the chilehead knew there'd be trouble down south.
Red-faced and happy, with ringing ears,
sweating and panting, and just a few tears,
the chilehead is thankful for friends far and near...
...and frozen TP he'll need for his rear.
His work now accomplished with the chilehead's tear,
Secret Satan is retired, until the next year.
Take care, stay safe, spread a little love with that hot sauce!
salsalady
(Thanks, Pookie!)
Ode To A Secret Satan Hellidays
Twas the weeks before Christmas and all 'round the US,
Not a creature was traveling, no thanks to the virus.
The names were exchanged, the wishes revealed,
Secret Satan's prepared, mouths are about to get peeled.
The chileheads are nestled all snug in their cribs,
with splashes of wing sauce smeared on their bibs.
When out on the porch there arose quite a racket,
them porch pirates took off after seeking the packet.
The package was labeled as plain as could be,
"for chileheads only, take care when you pee".
The package that arrived would guarantee sweats,
Thanks to DHL, FedEx or Pony Express.
Regardless the service, the results were the same,
the package promised flames only sugar could tame.
With trembling hands and tingling taste buds,
He dug into the gifts, sure none were duds.
Dashing to the kitchen and grabbing a spoon,
no time for chips, he needed it soon!
Off with the shrink band, off with the cap,
off with the reducer, who needs that crap?
The beautiful sauce was poured on the spoon,
a sniff and a taste, he's over the moon.
As the heat and the flavor explode in his mouth,
the chilehead knew there'd be trouble down south.
Red-faced and happy, with ringing ears,
sweating and panting, and just a few tears,
the chilehead is thankful for friends far and near...
...and frozen TP he'll need for his rear.
His work now accomplished with the chilehead's tear,
Secret Satan is retired, until the next year.
Take care, stay safe, spread a little love with that hot sauce!
salsalady
(Thanks, Pookie!)
HellfireFarm
Business Member
That chipotle hot sauce is amazing! Thanks for the reminder I need to get some more!Dropped mine in the mail and got home to this at my doorstep
Thank you very much Ann! Look forward to trying all of these (even the "Pure Evil"
Grilling some steaks this weekend so the steak sauce will definitely be put to good use
HellfireFarm
Business Member
I don't know if it's my new software (switched to ubuntu/libreoffice) but I couldn't import it into a document where I could add text.
For some reason, it never occurred to me to hand write...
WarrantMan
Extreme Member
SL,
Excellent poem! Well done, I tip my hat...
Excellent poem! Well done, I tip my hat...
