contest April is Ramen Challenge

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Start Rappin LB, that's what I do.
the best rhymes come from stressful situations....





Lunchbag, OMG! I actually have tears right now, LMAOROTF!
 
Oh Brittney!!!!!!!! Watch it lunchbag......

Lunchbag kinda close to D-bag!!!

What's wrong Lunchbag??? You skeerd now?
Its OK boys just remember my chestnuts are 100 times bigger then your nuts.... and I ain't skeerd of nothin'

BTW I am actually completely sober...... imagine me with alcohol!!!
 
HH81Betterhalf said:
Oh Brittney!!!!!!!! Watch it lunchbag......

Lunchbag kinda close to D-bag!!!

What's wrong Lunchbag??? You skeerd now?
Its OK boys just remember my chestnuts are 100 times bigger then your nuts.... and I ain't skeerd of nothin'

BTW I am actually completely sober...... imagine me with alcohol!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As an aside...I just posted a 40 year old, unopened bottle of Weller Special Reserve Bourbon on craigslist in DFW...check out what I put at the end:


"Willing to trade for a handheld item that accelerates lead projectiles from a loud end with a hole that faces away from the holder of said object."
 
I’m glad you started this.
Glad I was part of this…
Some where along the way you’ll hear a snake F'in hiss.
Cuz I’m like that…
I got crowns b!+c#
Hitch on my ride, and I’ll show you where to take a piss.

On your ramen, yo.
We are SoFlo.
<--- Get your game on, cuz we are rockin&rsquo; TD&rsquo;s like a gangster, hoe!
That&rsquo;s a garden tool.
But it's real cool...
Bumpin&rsquo; an&rsquo; thumpin&rsquo; the dirt 'round where my plants grow.

Yeah, we got skills. [Skeeels]
And we&rsquo;ll add more kills. [Keeels]
Call up your grandma and visit to steal some crazy pills. [peeeels]
You&rsquo;re gonna need them.
Get your sleep on.
Might as well, or else you&rsquo;ll slip on our banana peels!
 
Y'all rappin for SoFlo
Well I ain't no hobo
Y'all better watch your back
Cuz you gettin beat by Northwest Pack!!!

Don't be skeerd
NWP is da werd
We puttin it down
Gonna get dat damn crown

Get ready for this Pack to regulate
Y'all can't relate
We be tight
We winnin this aight!!!!!



Werd to your mother and your damn brother......
 
First stop, william street in the city, it's basically our 'chinatown' in Perth
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I've got to ask the bosses though, any brand of ramen allowed, does it have to be some dodgey western stuff, or will some asian brand be fine?
 
you know

there is a reason that none of you are professional rappers and are posting on THP

because you cant rap

just stop
 
Pablo_h said:
I've got to ask the bosses though, any brand of ramen allowed, does it have to be some dodgey western stuff, or will some asian brand be fine?
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I don't think having real "Asian (not racist)" ramen is going to give you an advantage.
in fact I bet almost everyone is going to use dodgy western ramen, but not for Asian style dishes.
Thats kind of the point.

And why is chinatown on William Street?
 
Not looking for an advantage, but you have to use the flavour sachet, and I have to eat it, so just want one with a decent flavour packet for my own enjoyment of eating it.
Flavour can't be judged, so it doesn't matter as far as getting an 'advantage'.

Last time I had the dodgey maggi noodles I was the age of that kid in the video on a previous page. The shit always gave me indigestion as well. But there are some noodles out there that none of you are going to know the brand off, that I like better.


Why william st? No idea, it just is, maybe they are all only comfortable driving on one way streets (not racist)
 
I feel about ten IQ points dumber after reading the last two pages of this thread... :lol: Now I remember why I hate rap. It sucks. (not racist)
 
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