contest April is Ramen Challenge

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I'm so scared
I'm making Ramen jelly
cos that bitch,
aint never gonna be on telly.

I gonna kimchi it , kapow,
nice and smelly.
Just JayTee's nasty little belly

I'm hitting it hard,
bringing out the lard


Salsalady, I think its the porridge,
maybe the heir,
you be stirring dat coctail
with your mighty blond hair
You better watch out
Cos I'm gonna Goldilocks you
And take your chair.

Whebzz ,
get you game on,
for f--ks sake crack a smile ,

I aint seen one on your
face , nor profile.
cos u ly in wait like a skinned crocodile


Linford Christie,
I got a hunch,
nobody wants that little noodle,
so i brought your lunch ( box)
linford-christie-lunchbox-apron.jpg


The Hab HH gruesome twosome,
I'm the better whole,
forget the ramen and grab the
bowl or come Sunday,
get to ye 'oll old church.
While your at it,
go make some more kids
ad holler out amen.


Mr Blues,
likes dose terms dat u use,
we get get you some game
and some new Nike shoes.
Get on the noodle,
bring out gin n juice
so I can take yer Crown
for some pimp n use.
 
When they came for the rappers,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a rapper.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.



Eggs, just realised I've got to have some eggs in mine!

Where can I find a [missing word - hell if I can remember the right one] cloaca?


edit: Found some words!
accessible, accommodating, advantageous, applicable, benevolent, bettering, caring, conducive, considerate, constructive, contributive, convenient, cooperative, crucial, effectual, efficacious, essential, favorable, fortunate, friendly, good for, important, improving, instrumental, invaluable, kind, neighborly, operative, practical, pragmatic, productive, profitable, serendipitous, serviceable, significant, suitable, supportive, symbiotic, sympathetic, timely, usable, useful, utilitarian, valuable.


Haven't needed a thesaurus in years. But I found it accessible, accommodating, advantageous, applicable, benevolent, bettering, caring, conducive, considerate, constructive, contributive, convenient, cooperative, crucial, effectual, efficacious, essential, favorable, fortunate, friendly, good for, important, improving, instrumental, invaluable, kind, neighborly, operative, practical, pragmatic, productive, profitable, serendipitous, serviceable, significant, suitable, supportive, symbiotic, sympathetic, timely, usable, useful, utilitarian, valuable

when I did need one. So thanks thesaurus!
It can probably help the rappers too! Amazing thing it is.
 
I don't like rap
I think it sounds like crap
But even you can admit my rappin skillz can't be matched

wheebz
I hope get stung by bees
Now freeze...get on yer kneez and pleaz
TB busy ridin Sea Breeze

Yippity yap
Shut yer trppity trap
Go take a nippity nap
Before you get slippity slapped

My ramen skillz crazy like a bull run
I can't be out done
LB killin our fun with a tommy gun
And TB busy screamin "GET 'ER DONE"

Snatch yer crown when I hit you with my trifecta
Stay in yer sector, I'll be the executive director
CJ be yer funeral directa, SD will be the jesta
 
I remember the night my momma got outta prison and I picked her up in my pickup truck with my old blue tick hound and an ass pocket of whiskey.
 
This is an "official" announcement. I see that I am a mere 166 posts away from hitting 5,000. Since I've been on this site less than two full years, that makes me a post whore, the idea of which I do not cherish. For penance, once I hit 5,000, I am going to stop posting, except for my heretofore agreed-upon postings as the TD assistant. No drama. Just sayin'.




Yeah.... right.
 
geeme said:
This is an "official" announcement. I see that I am a mere 166 posts away from hitting 5,000. Since I've been on this site less than two full years, that makes me a post whore, the idea of which I do not cherish. For penance, once I hit 5,000, I am going to stop posting, except for my heretofore agreed-upon postings as the TD assistant. No drama. Just sayin'.




Yeah.... right.
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This might be the first challenge i enter now hmm what do i make... :think: now who wants to lose to a 15 year old @^_^@
now hmm do i make ramen alfredo or do i make ramen stirfry :P
 
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