Not sure if you were serious on this question, but....Is all ramen curly in nature?
Do they sell "Stick" ramen anywhere, like spaghetti?
Not sure if you were serious on this question, but....
TB's tiara needs to turn into a merkin... made out of ramen.
One time TB took some fishermen out on a catch'n'release stream in Alaska. None of the flies he tied the day before were working, so he improvised... the TB Ramen Merkin was born, and they were hookin' em like there was no tomorrow.
True Story
[Chronicles of TB?]