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ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !
- Thread starter chilliman
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I believe you would find my answer to be both distasteful and pornographic.
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
I do think so now!
A-Hole or B-Hole?
A-Hole or B-Hole?
That depends...
Do you gotta work in the morning? It's like 12.30am or some shit down there, isn't it?
Do you gotta work in the morning? It's like 12.30am or some shit down there, isn't it?
It's only 7:45 am here....pondering my first beer.
Beer for breakfast?
Beer for breakfast?
Normally I would say YES! But you're asking someone who's gone sober for awhile...
Would you still call it a breakfast beer if one rose from their slumber in the evening and cracked one? And does it make drinking beer upon awakening more acceptable?
Would you still call it a breakfast beer if one rose from their slumber in the evening and cracked one? And does it make drinking beer upon awakening more acceptable?
Only if Beer IS breakfast! 
Should I tell the next person that walks up to me that 'I'm unavailable at the moment, but their business is important to me, so please hold.' and then humm the Girl from Ipanema?
Should I tell the next person that walks up to me that 'I'm unavailable at the moment, but their business is important to me, so please hold.' and then humm the Girl from Ipanema?
Sure! But you cut in every minute or so with the "Thank you for holding..." spiel, "Your business is important... We'll be with you in a moment... blah blah blah".
Reckon you would punch the people who do those recordings if you ever recognized their voice in public?
Reckon you would punch the people who do those recordings if you ever recognized their voice in public?
Yes.
Why does a telephone operator in India seem to know more about my computer than I do?
Why does a telephone operator in India seem to know more about my computer than I do?
A good question I want answered too!
And speaking of talking on the phone... why don't telemarketers get that I DON'T WANT A NEW MOBILE PHONE? I didn't want it last week, I didn't want it the week before, and their 15 minute speech each time on how good it is, isn't going to change my mind!
And speaking of talking on the phone... why don't telemarketers get that I DON'T WANT A NEW MOBILE PHONE? I didn't want it last week, I didn't want it the week before, and their 15 minute speech each time on how good it is, isn't going to change my mind!
Because they'd be out of a job.
Have you ever heard of Tom Mabe?
Have you ever heard of Tom Mabe?
Doesn't he make refrigerators?
Can you answer a question with a question?
Can you answer a question with a question?
Yes. Here's Tom Mabe:
[video=youtube;-7OgWcwgB50]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50[/video]
Have you ever wanted to do something like that?
[video=youtube;-7OgWcwgB50]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50[/video]
Have you ever wanted to do something like that?
I have heard that several times and it never gets old....
Have you ever toyed with a telemarketer?
Have you ever toyed with a telemarketer?
Ohhhhhhh yesssss.
Do they call you often?
Do they call you often?
Nope, never! Not since I got ride of my home phone
Have you ever thought about getting rid of your home phone?
Have you ever thought about getting rid of your home phone?
Cause I get a great deal on my DSL if I keep it.
Make sense?
Make sense?