You gotta love the marketing strategy involved in making this product kosher. Here they are at the Bacon Salt think tank...
Executive #1- "We need a new product to capitalize on the bacon craze."
Executive #2- "We could try Bacon Pepper since the bacon salt worked so well."
Executive #1- "Not a bad idea, but I was thinking about getting away from the spice and more in the condiment making."
Executive #2- "How about Bacon Catsup?"
Executive #1- "Now you are hitting on something!"
Executive #2- "Wait. How about Bacon Mayonnaise?"
Executive #1- "Ingenious, I love it!"
Executive #2- "We can call it Maycon"
Executive #1- "That won't work, that sounds like a car repair shop."
Executive #2- "Bayco?"
Executive #1- "Closer, but now it sounds like an insurance dealer."
Executive #2- "How about Baconnaise?"
Executive #1- "You are hitting homeruns today Jasper!"
Executive #2- "Thank you Barnaby. Now if we can just make it so everyone will buy it."
Executive #1- "We haven't tapped into the Jewish market yet. I think that is a priority here."
Executive #2- "It is hard to create a bacon product that is Kosher because Jews do not eat pork products."
Executive #1- "Can't we just make it without pork?"
Executive #2- "I suppose we can."
Executive #1- "They do make turkey bacon, and as far as I know, turkey is made without pork."
Executive #2- "Turkey isn't pork? I will have to look into that."
Executive #1- "You do that. We can just smoke the mayo, so it retains a bacon-like flavor."
Executive #2- "True. True. Bacon flavoring can be done. I think we can do that without using the actual bacon. I will contact the Febreeze people, since their chairman's Mother is good friends with my Mother. I think they are working on a bacon air spray. They might be able to help on this."
Executive #1- "Very good. I think we are looking at a product for the people, made by the people."
Executive #2- "And kosher too!"
Executive #1- Exactly. I am sure the Jews will be happier than in a pig in mud."
Executive #2- "At least a turkey pig in mud."
Executive #1- "Very funny Jasper! Now make it happen. I want to go into production before the summer is out."
Flash forward a few months...we see a rabbi walking around the market looking for some mayonnaise. He thinks to himself. "Boy I wish I could have some bacon on my burgers to go with some delicious mayo."