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Blue Corn and Square Tomatoes

GrumpyBear said:
nah, we'll take him out at the ankles. that's where you tallies are weakest...

RB - i'm just gonna pretend you said grumpy, it kinda sounds like daisy ;)
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I had a feeling as soon as I logged off that I'd done that, sorry GB. And yes Pam, I'm forever having wait in the supermarket aisles 'til someone tall enough comes along to reach the top shelf, so thank you all you tall people who look down on me. When no one does I make myself look an idiot by trying to stand on the bottom shelf and reach up. As for Imaguitargod, I'm sure me and GB can reach where it hurts.
 
dreamtheatervt said:
If it makes you feel any better Pam, I'm not in the position to be choosy and I wouldn't turn someone down based on their height.
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Oh, I was just being silly and giving you a hard time. I wasn't offended.


I'm sure you could find plenty of things you don't like about me :)
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Yabut, you have that whole geek thing going for you that makes me go weak at the knees!
 
Pam said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you say that now; but the first time you need something off the top shelf you'll be all. "Pam, can you get that?"

And at out first annual The Hot Pepper Monster Mash, when imaguitargod starts sassing his betters, you'll be all, "Pam, can you bitch slap him, please?"
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lol

dreamtheatervt said:
FWIW, I find myself more attracted to short women.
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dreamtheatervt said:
If it makes you feel any better Pam, I'm not in the position to be choosy and I wouldn't turn someone down based on their height. I'm sure you could find plenty of things you don't like about me
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Wow, you folded really fast.

rainbowberry said:
As for Imaguitargod, I'm sure me and GB can reach where it hurts.
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Sickmont said:
The better one to remember is never, ever piss off ANY woman if you have testicles.....its a really good way to bring an end to the male half of humanity quickly if you do.
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I have no idea how the women are in Florida, but here they just slap you.
Slapping isn't that bad... but there's a thin line between hurting and abusing. a hit to the crotch is crossing that line. :oops:
 
omri - you'd be thankful its just a slap here in america.
for the most part american women are fine & act normal, BUT theres those few women that are just straight up crazy!

I mean crazy like anything they cant get their hands on & throw it at you (they really like HEAVY objects that hurt & they aim for your head) & if you're sleeping thats still fair game.
or start punching you like you're in a boxing match.
this next part is someone I know & his old girlfriend she bashed her own head against a mirror & said he did it - he went to jail for a couple days until it was figured out- then she stabbed him in the leg a week or 2 later, she was a straight up crazy B.

or they'll get revenge on you some how at a later date, they'll just plot stuff to make your life miserable. or they'll get ya while you sleep - I mean cut your best buddy off while you're sleeping - mostly only the really really crazy ones do this & it does happen :shocked:

omri you need to hook up with big black inner city woman ;) & when she says "oh no you didnt" & give you that crazy wide eye look :scared: you better start running (seriously) because she's about to woop you're ass, & dont come back unless you have a friend with :lol:

but like I said for the most part american women are normal just like the rest of the world, but theres some crazy women in america.
 
chilehunter said:
omri - you'd be thankful its just a slap here in america.
for the most part american women are fine & act normal, BUT theres those few women that are just straight up crazy!

I mean crazy like anything they cant get their hands on & throw it at you (they really like HEAVY objects that hurt & they aim for your head) & if you're sleeping thats still fair game.
or start punching you like you're in a boxing match.
this next part is someone I know & his old girlfriend she bashed her own head against a mirror & said he did it - he went to jail for a couple days until it was figured out- then she stabbed him in the leg a week or 2 later, she was a straight up crazy B.

or they'll get revenge on you some how at a later date, they'll just plot stuff to make your life miserable. or they'll get ya while you sleep - I mean cut your best buddy off while you're sleeping - mostly only the really really crazy ones do this & it does happen :shocked:

omri you need to hook up with big black inner city woman ;) & when she says "oh no you didnt" & give you that crazy wide eye look :scared: you better start running (seriously) because she's about to woop you're ass, & dont come back unless you have a friend with :lol:

but like I said for the most part american women are normal just like the rest of the world, but theres some crazy women in america.
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wow... just.. just wow.
you need to move to canada dude.
 
GrumpyBear said:
wow... just.. just wow.
you need to move to canada dude.
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:lol: no thanks, I like USA better than Canada (no offense) I didnt say ALL american women are like this, just that theres some of those crazy women around. so just be careful of who you plan on dating ;):lol:
 
Bowling For Columbine sold me on Canada.(OH NO! here we go!!!)

Americans are raging psychopaths compared to Canadiens in general.

I just wish Global Warming would hurry up and make a 150 day growing season in Ontario! I'd be there yesterday if that happened.

(OH $HIT!!!!!DID HE SAY BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE AND GLOBAL WARMING IN THE SAME POST?????????HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!)
 
Man this brings back memories..A buddy of mine a few years back(Before I moved up here) was razzing his girlfriend when I was there..it was all in fun..Didnt she pick up a coffee mug pitch it at him and man she broke his nose lol..I still remember that like it was yesterday..He was laughing saying my nose is broken...To this day I have the urge to pick at the wife in fun I think of that lol
 
Courtesy of Randy Newman (1977)

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here


Mike
 
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