food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

grantmichaels said:
 
Basically the only thing I don't like about not having a large number of friends ... can't justify a lacaja cook whatsoever.
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I am in the same boat but know that pork vacuum sealed freezes awesome. I also know that my neighbors would eat the hell out of some pig :) 
 
JoynersHotPeppers said:
I am in the same boat but know that pork vacuum sealed freezes awesome. I also know that my neighbors would eat the hell out of some pig :)
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Yeah, I don't even like my neighbors that much ...
 
Few quick burgers
 
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I guess the entertainment is that he says Fuck? I didn't learn anything. Dude made a burger and said fuck a lot. (I get it. It's Vice, it's supposed to be edgy and not so much about the food. I just didn't feel it. I think a lot of "bros" will dig it.)
 
And I hate lettuce shreds. HATE! I always want leaf lettuce on a sandwich and not iceberg. But not on a burger usually. But tear a nice cup leaf of bib or something. I also hate thin tomatoes. I don't like his tips. When I get a hero they sometimes slice the tomato on the slicer so it's as thin as deli meat and you can't taste anything. Lettuce shreds and slicer tomatoes are 2 things I despise on a sandwich lol.
 
Thin onion I like.
 
I agree every burger needs pickle and you don't adulterate the patty with garbage but this is nothing new so...
 
And grilled burgers rock. ;)
 
NEXT!
 
The point is not ruining it by going foo-foo ... and to grind your own ... and to use REAL American ... and to not fuck with the meat while it's cooking ... and steam-melt the cheese ... and to mayo the buns, which shouldn't be white bread ... and to have pickles to add some acidity ... and I noted his pref for sesame which matches my own pref ...
 
That's nothing new. Your "takeaways" from it are burger 101 any chef will tell you even Bobby Flay lol, my takeaways are where he went off course with lettuce shreds and thin tomatoes. Hell no. Throw in some fucks, babe and bj talk, and you have a 2000-era "That Man Show" segment. Ehh. Not impressed. But I guess it's a good "Burgers for Dummies" for those that like to add bread crumbs and constantly mess with the patty in the pan because they are bored.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
That's nothing new. Your "takeaways" from it are burger 101 any chef will tell you even Bobby Flay lol, my takeaways are where he went off course with lettuce shreds and thin tomatoes. Hell no. Throw in some f**ks, babe and bj talk, and you have a 2000-era "That Man Show" segment. Ehh. Not impressed. But I guess it's a good "Burgers for Dummies" for those that like to add bread crumbs and constantly mess with the patty in the pan because they are bored.
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Which is like 90% of Americans making burgers ...
 
You can take "nothing new" all the back to Auguste Escoffier ... so I mean ...
Oh, and lest we not forget to mention the spattie squeezers ... they're the worst ...
 
I agree it's for dummies and "bros" (not for grandmas lol) which is why I was wondering why you guys like it so much. I guess the entertainment value, and the fact you agree with what he says mostly. Something fun to watch, okay I get it.
 
It felt forced to me that's why I didn't like the entertainment value either. I thought he was forcing the word fuck for shock value and a lot of the other stuff and it felt very "That Man Show" which is fine for college kids making their own burgers. It's great actually, they will enjoy it and learn something.
 
I'm new to Vice I know it exists but now I know more, thanks.
 
So basically hogleg will really dig this.

:rofl:

If I see it for what it is, it works for that audience.
 
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