food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

[texas blues]

Brioche buns FTW!!  
 
I've been making burgers like this guy for a while now.  He's lewd and a bit vulgar, but his burger skills are on point.

 
Negative.
 
With lettuce.
 
And ketchup.
 
Egg buns?
 
#NotMyBurger.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

 
#NotMyBurger.

 

     #Doesn'tHaveToBe
 
     #StopBeingCrotchety

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That burger looks dope!

 

[Edmick]

That's a good video. He's fat so I trust that he knows what he's talking about.

 

[HopsNBarley]

 
Negative.
 
With lettuce.
 
And ketchup.
 
Egg buns?
 
#NotMyBurger.

The only negative is the negativity.

#burgerfreedom

 

[SmokenFire]

 
Negative.
 
With lettuce.
 
And ketchup.
 
Egg buns?
 
#NotMyBurger.

 
I prefer whole leaf iceberg, with a nice slice of tomato & onion.  I do prefer his pickle slices, and I skip the ketchup and prefer dijon instead of yellow.  Egg buns are the shit though, especially if you can't get brioche.  YMMV.
 
That said, I posted that vid mostly for the cooking method rather than the exact garnishes.  His trick w the touch of water to steam melt the cheese is solid, as is the grinding of whole chuck roast.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

 
I prefer whole leaf iceberg, with a nice slice to tomato and onion.

 

     You're doing it wrong.
 
     In Texas, we only use leaf lettuce.
 
     Buttercrunch, to be exact.
 
     And only weirdos and FIBs put onions and tomatoes on a burger.
 
     Only bacon and cheese for me.
 
     You'll learn to cook burgers the way I like them some day.
 
     Everything's louder and more narcissistic in Texas.

 

[texas blues]

 
     You're doing it wrong.
 
     In Texas, we only use leaf lettuce.
 
     Buttercrunch, to be exact.
 
     And only weirdos and FIBs put onions and tomatoes on a burger.
 
     Only bacon and cheese for me.
 
     You'll learn to cook burgers the way I like them some day.
 
     Everything's louder and more narcissistic in Texas.

 
It ain't braggin' when you tell the truth.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Life would be pretty boring if a burger was made exactly the same way every time.
 
Sometimes this forum cracks me up. LOL. The same conversations happen all the time. No beans in chili. No this no that. Live a little!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

The TB lettuce thing goes WAY back
 


 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

But reminds me of your crazy uncle that always tells you the same story.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

The TB lettuce thing goes WAY back
 
 
 
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

     Put whatever you want on a burger, but that chili better have beans in it!

 

[HopsNBarley]

     Put whatever you want on a burger, but that chili better have beans in it!

The hell you talkin about?
Ain't no such thing as chili without beans! That's called stew.

 

[Edmick]

But reminds me of your crazy uncle that always tells you the same story.

Did I ever tell you that story about how there should be no beans in chili? True story. Bhahaha!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

chili with no beans is not chili, it is meat sauce. 

 

[Edmick]

K i'm gonna walk away from this one. My blood is starting to boil. lol

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Na na you don't put beans in chili, you put beef chili on a bean burger, with lots of soy cheese and lettuce!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

  then you call it a quesadilla  

 

[The Hot Pepper]