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(This was created so TB could tell us about his new job. But all chefs, please chime in!)
 
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texas blues said:
Too many of their friends going to the party are single/divorced middle aged cougar types or like to think they are.

One in particular is 50 something with orange, blond, and brown hair.

From behind it looks like someone threw up on her head.

If I had to talk to her I'm pretty sure I would lose the will to live in about 20 seconds.
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That right there is reasons number 1 thru fitty why NOT going is best served HOT. wakka wakka
 
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Scoville DeVille said:
That right there is reasons number 1 thru fitty why NOT going is best served HOT. wakka wakka
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I can always count on you to serve up some good advice.

I reckon you've seen in action 1 thru fitty.

I might have to keep this job.

mrs. blues wants a new Caddy SUV.

Damn her for bossin' me around because she makes more money than me.

Caddy.

Happy now Scovie?
 
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I have no skin in the game with the vehicle.

I can object all I want but all I get in return is "talk to the hand or the finger, your choice".

Anyhow she's putting $27.50 worth of warpaint on right now and going down to Arlington to the dealer for a pow wow.

4pm friday afternoon DFW traffic. Hehehee.

It will surely suck to be her in about an hour.

On the kitchen front, the owner dude I work with got his ChefWear delivery today in the mail.

Everybody wants to be like TB now.

He got 3 pairs of the baggy chef pants in a kind of tyedyed faded denim @ $21.50 a pair.

And 3 chef/scrubs shirts @ $17.50 each.

The menu sucks but man we'll make that ChefWear sheeit look guud!!

Kick ass!
 
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Yeah, chef pants look comfy nowadays, like pajama pants. Back when I cooked all we had were those stiff and crunchy black and white checkered pants that would've been more comfortable if they were made of burlap.
 
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I think I get it now... TB's wife is getting a new Caddy cuz TB got caught with his chef's pants down at the holiday party... 10-4.
 
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The Hot Pepper said:
I think I get it now... TB's wife is getting a new Caddy cuz TB got caught with his chef's pants down at the holiday party... 10-4.
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I ain't goin' to no party.

But I did get caught with my pants down.

mrs. blues just called me on her way home.

She's driving her F150.

But tomorrow she goes back to pick up her Caddy.

My job is going to pay for her new vehicle.

And I STILL need a PA.

Life is really unfair.

ChefWear.

Sorry, it's not my intention to promote them.

But like cast iron pans, they are the sheeit!

I go to the grocery store with my chile pepper ChefWear pants on and I got old lady's hitting on me.

Nice pants!

Comfy as pajama's.

Durable as Levi's.

And you can't beat the prices on sale.

Don't even get me started on the Birkenstock clogs I wear at work.

Your feet will love you back.
 
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texas blues said:
I might have to fire one or both someday.
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Hubby's favorite quote- "bosses can be replaced"

texas blues said:
Follow up:

The gal I bought the knives for??

What took her 45 minutes to do with crappy knives before, as of today it takes her about 8 minutes.

With crappy knives she was just another sad kitchen wench.

With the Henkels I got her she is now a Culinary Bitch Goddess!

Very proud of her I am.
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SWEET! Another Bitchen Kitchen Goddess is born!


The Hot Pepper said:
It's not SUV... it's Caddy SEX.

: runs :
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FIFY~ ;)



And. TB, I'm pretty sure you need to go to the local tattoo parlor for that PA you need, not ChefWear. :cool:
 
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Berky's are the sheeit in the kitchen.

This body will never see a tattoo.

170 pounds flat buck naked today.

I'm too guud luukin' for that.

mrs. blues is a Goddess.

I worship at her altar.

She's worth it and more.
 
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What's with the new double-spaced post format you and Scovie have been doing? :lol:

(scroll up lol)
 
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Weird, I never noticed but TBs been doing it a long time. Just looked weird when you starting picking it up too. :lol:
 
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Pssst- TB, a PA is not a tattoo, but you usually get one at a tattoo parlor. Mrs Blues would like your PA.
 
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Prince Albert..... google it.....
 
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