Chuck Norris Facts

[bentalphanerd]

i'm kinda glad i started this thread - its given me a {chuck}le every day.

that said

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the hell down.

 

[cheezydemon]

Only wankers eat rice bubbles....unless they are inside a sheep already. ;P
Or, covered in Naga Sav...then it's ok.

Let me get this right.....If you are (ahem) inside a sheep already....then it is OK to eat rice bubbles?????

Does that just go for Chuck Norris or all of us?

 

[cheezydemon]

Here, for the lazy people http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOwcZPwDO8

Go Chuck!

The blast from his roman candle rocket launcher is douchemazing!!

 

[moyboy]

FACT: ........moyboy is drinking and posting!!

cheers brother!

I wasnt then but i am now.......

Woot.........

It's my party (birthday) and i'll cry if i want to.......

hehe

woot

 

[theHippySeedCo]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.