Clamshell bhutlah 1 Testicles 0

[D3monic]

So I just got home from work, prepping stir fry for dinner, chop up a few aji limon and a clamshell bhutlah. 
 
Not even thinking about it I go to the bedroom, take off my work pants and throw on some jammy pants. Give the boys that good ole it's a been a 12 hour shift omfg it feels so great to be able to scratch you pinch n roll scratch down. Take a piss, wash my hands and go back to the kitchen.... took a good minute for the heat to soak in. Then OMG did my balls burn and it just kept building. I must of got in there good with the nails and I couldn't wash the pain away. Felt like a horde of fire ants got stuck in my taint and went to war on my scrotum. 
 
almost dipped the boys in some yogurt. ... almost. mmmm yogurt. 
 
 

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

     I've burned my balls before, like all guys here... But your TAINT? Man, you have one weird after work ritual.

 

[Bumper]

I feel sorry for you, sounds like you did a job on yourself, but still 

 

[D3monic]

     I've burned my balls before, like all guys here... But your TAINT? Man, you have one weird after work ritual.

 
I don't recall scratching it but it sure burned... I mean not like all the way down but def under the boys

 

[moruga welder]

      lmao !      

 

[SmokenFire]

let your fingers do the walking...all up and down that taint!!

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

     I'm just givin' you shit. We've all been there. Rocking back and forth sitting in a chair, tapping one foot, face grimacing, whispering "ohshitoshitoshitoshitoshit...". 
     I'm just amazed you put that much info out there. I'm getting some ideas for a new sig line. 
 
 
 
edit: The foot-tapping always seems to help a lot for some reason. Frantic foot-tapping.

sounds like you did a job on yourself

 
     So you think it was more than a little scratch and tinkle? What kind of "job" were you referring to?

 

[D3monic]

 

[moruga welder]

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

     Congratulations, D3. We're getting to that point in one of your threads where I start thinking "liking" your posts is going to make people wonder about me.

 

[bhut camp]

Those clamshells are badass! One of my favorites

 

[D3monic]

Needs the full quote
 

almost dipped the boys in some yogurt. ... almost. mmmm yogurt. 
 

 

[grantmichaels]

Congratulations, D3. We're getting to that point in one of your threads where I start thinking "liking" your posts is going to make people wonder about me.

haha, lol ...

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

Needs the full quote
 

 
     Did I do that right?

 

[D3monic]

 
     Did I do that right?

 

 

[SavinaRed]

Been there done that and its no fun for sure lol.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

Been there done that and its no fun for sure lol.

 
 
     After reading post #8, I'm starting to wonder what it was that was even done...
 
 
 
 
edit: NOOOO NOoOnOOO NO!!! Forget that! I don't want to know!

 

[SavinaRed]

Moral of the story wear protection

 

[hottoddy]

Ha! At least you stopped short of diggin' for gold. Nothing like a 7 Pot Suppository to relax after work!

 

[Pariah]

Ok, so I'm not the only one who has done this... Eyes are NOTHING. Get that stuff under your foreskin... Holy... Freakin'... God! I am not ashamed to admit that I have sat in the shower soaking my boys in a bowl of ice cold milk.