Coffee and Toast

You need help!


A "functional" layout would consist of, oh I dunno, ONE coffee maker and ONE toaster. What you got goin on there, is like using half a roll to wipe. Perhaps a little overkill. lol
I think he means if you need to make 8 pieces of toast there might be 8 burglers waiting to take it.
Voodoo 6 said:
You own more than one firearm?

I remember my best friend's grandmother constantly yelling at his Dad like that, about guitars hahaha (he probably had 25-30)

"Jesus Christ, Rick! How many damn guitars do you NEED?! You can only play one at a time! YOU ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS!!!"