contest December is... BREKKIE SAMMIE

[JayT]

Oh no, not another sculpture...

 

[habaneroheat81]

 

[geeme]

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

I thought that was a glowing success?

 

[geeme]

Just for you LDHS.... some early trial runs:

I think this was the first one, uncooked then cooked:

At least she worked out...

One I tried with hog casings:

She totally didn't work out...

Then there was this poor girl - looked pretty good until I cooked her:

Really, really fried...

Poor girl!

Moral of this story: Laugh hard and often at yourself!

 

[habaneroheat81]

Would it be more awkward if it was Wheebz sculpting?? JK Wheebz

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Yeah yeah yeah. I get that, I meant none of that stuff grows up to be an animal. We can argue the living thing part, but that's what I meant.

FAIL! The chicken eggs you eat are unfertilized eggs. Hens pop them out as a part of life... no rooster is involved.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Geeme that is friggin hilarity. I'd heard about it, but the pics are indeed worth 1000 words. My respect for you has grown to epic proportions now.

 

[Booma]

wow, i have never seen those sculptures, AMAZING, so many new ideas now

 

[muskymojo]

Disturbing Nice sculptures G.

 

[sicman]

i can only whish i had hair like that pic Dan posted!

 

[Scovie]

Here you go Sic, only $98 on eBay...

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[SumOfMyBits]

Nice! The Peggy Bundy model.

 

[3/5King]

I forgot about the breakkie sammich TD and somehow I bought chorizo today from the butcher.....here's yer sign!

Time to dream up somethin' tasty.....for some reason I think Gee's sculptures are going to make their way in, in some sick way....thanks Gee!

 

[geeme]

Hey, believe it or not, each of those contain peppers and/or stuffed peppers inside - they tasted good! It would be a total riot to have a sculpted food TD - trust me, I have never laughed so hard at my own cooking before or since.

 

[Scovie]

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti SPAMoni

I'm pretty sure that was his full name.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

This is going to be the hardest vote yet. There are some spectacular creations.

Not sure yet if I'll deduct mental points for the ones that are physically impossible to eat as a sammich (e.g. "knife and forkers") - we all have out definition of a sandwich. Mine includes being able to pick it up and eat it without silverware.

But I will consider that decision between now and when the voting starts.

I wish I could vote for more than one - this is really a spectacular throwdown. So bummed I couldn't participate. Was up until 01:30 doing customs forms.

 

[geeme]

LDHS - The rules specified that it could be a forker, as long as the main ingredients were between two pieces of "bread", so please don't deduct for that!

 

[badger126]

I think we should deduct points for entries that didn't include sausage, bacon, or cinnamon syrup!

 

[THE BIZ]

LDHS do you pick up a hot turkey samich with your hands?