contest December is... BREKKIE SAMMIE

[RocketMan]

No gee, your just one and in touch with yours.

 

[geeme]

No gee, your just one and in touch with yours.

I try not to touch my eggs. I mean, getting to one's ovaries is kind of messy, and kind of uncomfortable.....

 

[habaneroheat81]

I try not to touch my eggs. I mean, getting to one's ovaries is kind of messy, and kind of uncomfortable.....

 

[JayT]

I try not to touch my eggs. I mean, getting to one's ovaries is kind of messy, and kind of uncomfortable.....

Now that is wit right there.

 

[Scovie]

DOH!

 

[RocketMan]

Not



Going



To.


Touch that with

:boltsfordoor

 

[keybrdkid]

I'd talk more crap if I actually knew what I was gonna do.

This ^.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

yeah, yeah, yeah RM....

That's all I got.

I'd talk more shit if I actually knew what I was gonna do.

I was thinking... Scovie, Mr. Eggs himself, is stumped?! Then, I realized... this also means you have eggs for brains

 

[JayT]

I bet he makes something with eggs. Yep, I am going out on a limb here.

 

[frydad4]

Spanish language lesson of the day:

Slang for "balls", as in "Hey everyone, I'm dancing on Wheebz's stripper pole and my balls are getting all over it!!" is "Huevos".

"Huevos" is also the word for "eggs"

Like, "Hey everyone, I'm dancing on Wheebz's stripper pole and my eggs are getting all over it!!".

You're welcome.

 

[Scovie]

You betcha. Two thing workin against me...
Sobernessess and What to do with eggs, I mean, There are soooooo many possibilities...
Scrambled
Poached
Raw (albiet not the best for a Sammy)
Sunny Side Up,
Omletted
Hard Boiled
Soft Boiled
Over Easy
Over Med.
Over Hard
Etc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGmNqzbsuiY&sns=em

 

[frydad4]

Therefore, Balls=Huevos=Eggs.

Therefore, thanks to mathematical properties, Eggs=Balls.

Y'all go ahead and eat balls if you want to. I'll pass.

 

[JayT]

I concur. I will be entering a ball-less entry myself.

 

[geeme]

What to do with eggs,
Etc?

Souffléd, unless you don't have the ballz for that....

 

[muskymojo]

I'm in. Balls and all.

 

[Scovie]

What kinda no good, tree huggin, nut cruncher doesn't have eggs/balls/huevos/chicken embryos on a gott damm brekky sammy????

PLAH!

 

[JayT]

I don't like unborn chickens. Sorry.

 

[Scovie]

Arent Brussel sprouts unborn cabbages?

 

[JayT]

Not a big fan of them either

I am now a Guru! I do not even know of what, but I am a guru.

 

[muskymojo]

hot dogs