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movies Favorite Movie Quotes

It's a Dickfer...
What's a Dickfer!?!?
It's what ya pee with...

SPIES LIKE US
Dan Aykroyd & Chevy Chase (when he was still coked-up and funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8sG4smWbo
 
Orgazmo

"Hey I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but I think unicorns are kickass"
"Hey I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band"
"Hey I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but I think you got a really nice ass"
"Hey I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight"





Thank you so much Trey Parker and Matt Stone for fulfilling my entertainment needs.


Cannibal! The Musical


"Let's Build A Snowman!" This entire part is just hilarious, have to laugh every time I see it. For those of you who love Trey Parker and Matt Stone, you gotta check out Cannibal! The Musical.



Have a shpadoinkle day!
 
Demolition Man

Edgar Friendly: You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
 
"If you cut my head off...I swear to god!!" -Blades of Glory-

"I came here to do two things...kick ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Where do you think you're going to put that Griswald? Bend over and I'll show ya....not you....her" -National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation-
 
"Is this my espresso machine?..... How did you get my espresso machine?"

"Well uh... we fucking stole it man."
 
"..and reason number 4, and the most important, while we are taking the car out for a little spin, that will give you a better opportunity to get acquainted with our other friend... Lee."

"Why does she look kinda familiar?"

"That would be because she's a famous actress"

"Why is she dressed like that?"

"Well you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town, and its a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders."

"What's a cheerleader movie?"

"A movie about cheerleaders"

"Is it a porno movie?"

"Yes! it is, but don't mention it..... she's shy."
 
"Do you know who I am"

"No. I can't say that I do."

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."

"Really?"

"People know me."

"I'm very happy for you."

"I'm very important. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
 
joydeep said:
my one of the favorits:
What we do in life echoes in eternity : Gladiator
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yes it reminded me of one of my favorite from KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

WHEN THE TIME COMES, WE CANNOT MAKE THE EXCUSE WHEN WE STAND BEFORE GOD THAT DOING THE RIGHT THING WAS NOT CONVENIENT
the MASKED man with leprosy (ACTOR EDWARD NORTON)
 
t0mato said:
Just as the topic suggests...I would like you all to name all of your favorite movie quotes.

Here's mine:

Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; "You see, there are two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig."

To me that quote is so profound that it's one of the only ones I know.
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I have always loved that one!

LanMan said:
Got to love the Grail
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My absolute favorite comedy of all time. :cool:

One of my recent favorites is from Gran Torino. Clint Eastwood has many memorable sayings from movies.

Duke: "What you lookin' at old man?"
Walt Kowalski: "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." Classic! :lol:
 
George C Scott as "Patton"



"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country."

"Rommel... you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

"They're ivory! Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whore house would carry a pearl-handled revolver."


Funny story to go along with this is, Patton came out in 1970 and my dad was stationed at Wright Patterson Air Force Base. We all went to see the movie on opening night at the Base theater. Well, the opening line to the movie is "TEN HUT!" after which every active duty military man and woman in the theater snaped to attention as this poor theater manager comes running down the aisle saying "No, No, it's ok it's part of the movie!" They all started to look around and seeing that the commanding General isn't coming in they all break out in slightly nervous laughter and sit down to enjoy the movie.

Best opening night I've ever been to and will never forget.
 
From my favorite western of all time...Tombstone:

Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holiday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! :rofl:
 
 
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