You'll get a kick out of this.
I didn't feel like cooking tonight, so I nuked some Buffalo Chicken flavored rice, it was bland as could be. I was looking through my powders to kick it up a bit when I remembered the Pure Evil. I added a couple of drops and started eating. As I almost always eat alone, I do so very quickly. As I'm shoveling the rice down, I'm thinking to myself "I thought this would be hotter", then it hit, my lips were on fire and I was waiting for it to subside. No luck. OK time for some milk, which I rarely ever drink. There was only a little in the container, so no sense dirtying up a glass. I start to chug the milk and its starting to spoil!
So now I'm on fire and my body wants to expel the rice and I can't get the taste of the bad milk out of my mouth. On top of this it's starting to feel like someone put an airline down my throat and pumped my gut up to about 40PSI. I go out to the fridge in the garage and grab another 1/2g of milk and check the date. Thank whoever you believe in, the date shows it's still fresh. This time I take a sip to make sure, then after taking a gulp or two the fire starts to subside. A few minutes later I burped enough to fill a Monster Truck tire. Back to normal, well as normal as I'll ever be.
Yup, it's Pure Evil