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Fun with Hot Hot Hot Sauce!

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PhatManDerek

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Who here add habenero sauce on fries then cover the fries with ketchup? And purposely forgets where you added the sauce? Then go ahead and start eating?

It's FUN and it makes the fries taste better imho.
 
imaguitargod said:
Posts like this hurt my head........
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See what I've done?
 
Sometime I do something similar with Defcon Zero, except I unroll a roll of toilette paper, and smear a dab on one single square. I then roll the entire thing back up perfectly, and wait a week or two until I find that magical sheet!

It's truly invigorating, especially when that oh-so-wonderful shite blotter of death shows up first thing in the morning!
 
FiveStar said:
Sometime I do something similar with Defcon Zero, except I unroll a roll of toilette paper, and smear a dab on one single square. I then roll the entire thing back up perfectly, and wait a week or two until I find that magical sheet!

It's truly invigorating, especially when that oh-so-wonderful shite blotter of death shows up first thing in the morning!
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Novacastrian said:
I go to the local nursing home and inject pure capsaicin into the old folks peas...
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:onfire:
 
FiveStar said:
Sometime I do something similar with Defcon Zero, except I unroll a roll of toilette paper, and smear a dab on one single square. I then roll the entire thing back up perfectly, and wait a week or two until I find that magical sheet!

It's truly invigorating, especially when that oh-so-wonderful shite blotter of death shows up first thing in the morning!
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Oh sure you doooooooooooooooooooo!
 
FiveStar said:
Sometime I do something similar with Defcon Zero, except I unroll a roll of toilette paper, and smear a dab on one single square. I then roll the entire thing back up perfectly, and wait a week or two until I find that magical sheet!

It's truly invigorating, especially when that oh-so-wonderful shite blotter of death shows up first thing in the morning!
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Shit! That's the second time today I peed in my pants a little while laughing!

Cheers, TB.
 
FiveStar said:
Sometime I do something similar with Defcon Zero, except I unroll a roll of toilette paper, and smear a dab on one single square. I then roll the entire thing back up perfectly, and wait a week or two until I find that magical sheet!

It's truly invigorating, especially when that oh-so-wonderful shite blotter of death shows up first thing in the morning!
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Wait......I though I was the only one around here that had open jars of ZERO lying around.
 
I no longer have the patience for the burn to kick in orally, I now use a dropper to get it into my eyeballs, much more invigorating. Next stage in injecting, although my doctor reccommends against that.
 
hey Derek try using habanero infused vinegar. Soak the fries like it was malt vinegar and then hit them with ketchup!!!!!!!! I use Urban Chef's Chocolate Habanero Vinegar. Works great!!!!
 
PhatManDerek said:
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Where's the hab sauce? all I see is Ketchup, and that bottle is full. for that amount of chips, you should have had a half empty bottle (for the very least). plus, where's the fun of using a hab sauce if you just cover it with Ketchup? you're ruining the flavor, dude... I do love Ketchup, though. try the Chai Chipolte Chup, it's not too vinegary like Heinz.

FiveStar said:
Sometime I do something similar with Defcon Zero, except I unroll a roll of toilette paper, and smear a dab on one single square. I then roll the entire thing back up perfectly, and wait a week or two until I find that magical sheet!

It's truly invigorating, especially when that oh-so-wonderful shite blotter of death shows up first thing in the morning!
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It's like Russian roulette, only you can't lose!
Novacastrian said:
I go to the local nursing home and inject pure capsaicin into the old folks peas...
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I gotta get me some of them peas...
 
Fun, but this one is the hot one..and much better Hab flavor IMO.

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If ya can get it, it's really good compared to the red/green ones, adn it's natural.
 
QuadShotz said:
Fun, but this one is the hot one..and much better Hab flavor IMO.

mex-grocer_2046_49415900


If ya can get it, it's really good compared to the red/green ones, adn it's natural.
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Oh hell ya! I average about 8 bottles of year of that stuff!
 
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