Sinn said:
Got my potting mix and rocket fuel (for soaking) ready to go
Dude, thanks for the inspiration!
With several gallons of kerosene left over from last year's efforts, I'll be adding red fuming nitric acid to my 2019 list of Seed Accelerants. The two chemicals spontaneously, and vigorously!, combust when mixed, and are indeed used as rocket fuel. And all that nitrogen will double as a potent fertilizer.
Seeds treated with a drop of each propellant should launch well into Wiie Coyote territory, possibly even surpassing the power of Acme's world famous Earthquake Pills and Tornado Seeds!